Hello friends, fiends, four-legged friends!!!  We have an excellent episode for you!!  Sound quality issues are much improved, and dispite the title, our podcast is not dead, even after this, our thirteenth episode.  Thanks for sticking with us this far!!  Transcript coming

Hello friends, fiends, and dentist fans everywhere!!!  We're so happy to have you with us again.  Special thanks to our international guests Liam and Daniel for traveling across ocean and highway to be a part of this little show.  The topic is crime at college!!  We hope you play this for your soon-to-be grad on their way to higher ed.  Fall asleep with us in your ears.  Transcript coming

Hello friends and fiends alike!!  We present for your nibbling pleasure, a bit of poisoned pork to sink your fangs into.  Sorry it's a bit delayed, that just means your pork is well done.  Feed it to your dentist.  Transcript coming

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Hello Untrue Crime Fans! We are SUPER sorry to have this out so late. Really, we are. But, nothing is real and nothing matters, SO. Enjoy this episode dedicated to all things carnie! Do you like the fair and the carnival? We don't, but we hope you like this episode featuring Kelsey's friend Monique, AKA "Mo"! Come get murdered on the Midway (jk).

As always, get in touch with us! Send us a message at [email protected]. Let us know where you're listening from and what you want to hear more about! We love hearing from you.

Check us out on Twitter and Instagram, as well @untruecrimepod or linktr.ee/untruecrimepod

-Kelsey & Josh

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Hey friends! Thanks for listening. The "stench of youth" is pretty strong, and this episode guarantees that. We have a great guest, our friend Colin. He may or may not transcribe for Pornhub. We also put Rev.com to the test - and they meet the challenge. This was our holiday episode - we're sorry we fucked up and it came out late, but really. We have lives. 

Enjoy, babes.

-Josh & Kelsey

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Hi friends and neighbors! For this episode, we have a pair of lovely stories about cute, furry animals you can really sink your fangs into. Thanks to our guest, Emma. Play this for your dentist. We love you.

Please like, rate, and share! Get in contact with us below.

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Hello listeners! We apologize this is a day late. We've been fighting off a curse that came in with the last full moon and won't seem to leave us be. This episode was super fun to record, even though it left us searching high and low for toads and broomsticks. Thanks to our guests, Steve & Dee Dee. We hope you listen, rate us, and review. Visit linktr.ee/untruecrimepod for more info!

Hi all!! We have another wonderful slice, pardon the pun which is very much intended, of podcast murdery goodness for you featuring our very dear friend Ann Marie. This time it's #creepykids or #crazykids! The little tikes that like to kill!! We hope you have as much fun listening as we do making this!! Get in touch through twitter, or our email! Does our guest win the creepiest flea market find you've ever seen? Maybe. Who knows. You'll have to listen and follow us on social media to find out (Instagram and Twitter @untruecrimepod or email us at [email protected]). Don't forget to listen, rate, and share! We are trying to start the Untrue Crime cult, people. Get on board. Transcript coming soon.

Check out the Episode 5 transcript (http://bit.ly/2JDI6zm).

Thank you so much, wonderful listeners. Episode 5 features Krystal Rose and Tom Ferriter (back again - this guy just can't get enough) talking with Josh and Kelsey about cults! Which one is true and which one is untrue? Take a listen, make a guess, share it with a friend, rate, and eat some candy. Don't eat a baby.

Happy Halloween, you freaks.