It's not only our 8th annual Unwanted Christmas Special, it's also our 50th episode of Unwanted Answers! It's the season where we do all that we normally do on this deeply unwanted show, but now with royalty free holiday music and answers to questions about how to cope with the holidays! (And death looming). We discuss some cartoons needing to be deeply sad, learn about Unabomber Santa's side gig, discuss bootleg DVD's as gifts, and we hear from a snobby Christmas decoration critic. All wrapped up nicely for you to reject!

In this episode we spin a wheel full of our usual segments to see what fate wants us to answer to!

In this episode we talk about lot about weddings! Good and bad… Plus; the Wicked doll incident, Flintstone vitamins being the fountain of youth, and dealing with a stinky dead tooth – and we remember that it could always be worse (probably).

We talk about being too young to play Call of Duty, the secret section of video stores, bicycles v. tricycles, living in a constant state of paranoia, and play another UA Stinky Tomato game! This time we guess scores for Kevin James films.

We talk about major cities, what happened to country music, unusual cocktails, and Jeff’s experience with alien cloning.

In this episode we answer how to deal with a ruined birthday, how to give unlicensed tattoos, and discuss Soylent and hating mouth sounds! Also in this episode – a new segment! A sports event greater than any other happening in the first quarter of this year, where we pit our recurring guests against each other – it’s Unwanted Answers Recurring Cast Madness Bracket 2024. Who will win?

In this episode we talk about hating haircuts, water, taxes, our beautiful* country, Moose Murders on Broadway, and we answer questions like: What if you love someone who can’t be located? What’s the best way to deal with an over-gifter?

And excitingly, we introduce a new segment!: Our take on the Rotten Tomatoes guessing game; The Stinky Tomato Game: Sandler Edition (Brought to you by Huck).

*physically, not personality-wise.

Watch the video version of Huck’s Stinky Tomato Game on our YouTube channel!: https://www.youtube.com/@altdpodcasts

In this special first-ever NEW YEAR’s episode of Unwanted Answers, we talk about all things to think about going into the new year. Dogs, Rome, eggs, blood, calendars, pancakes, being framed, and a comprehensive history of Uncle Al and Aunt Ash. Finally, we give our official Unwanted Answers 2024 predictions — do we have what it takes to be among the best future-tellers? So follow us into 2024 and see how correct we were!

We also cap this episode off with some audio from our “holiday party” featuring all of our favorite reoccurring guests! That means you can join us in welcoming the new year by starting this episode at exactly 9:13:44PM to hear us count down to midnight!

It’s the 7th Unwanted Answers Christmas Special! Hoo-wee! In this special holiday episode, we talk about past holidays (including a most embarrassing Christmas story), historical December 25ths from the past, allergies to Christmas spirit, Unabomber Santa, furbabies, and finding a long lost pet named Fluffy as the final Christmas miracle of the year.

In this normal episode of Unwanted Answers, we give some advice to callers. What if you feel like a bee? What if you can't stand your coworker's mouth noises? We answer that and more, and of course, nothing is out of the ordinary in this episode!

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