Unwatchable

Put everything else on paws and listen to this right now! 

CATS is officially the most unwatchable movie of 2019 - but why? 

We are not kitten around when we say that this feline frenzy is paws-itively the most claw-ful meow-vie of 2019. In this bonus review, the claws come out while Chloe talks about the new adaptation of CATS - from the perspective of someone who has performed in the musical itself. 

What other cats puns did we forget? Uhhhhh... something about it being puuuur-fectly terrible? Sure! Lets end on that one. 

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Podcast - @unwatchablewithchloerodriguez
Host - @cuckooforchlochlopuffs 

Fa La La La La Fa La La La La HOLLAH! 
Ho Ho Ho Merry Happy! 

Christmas can be a beautiful time of year, filled with holiday cheer and good will towards men. But doesn't it also get... a little weird? 

Chloe sits down with stand-up comedian, Emanuel Maya, to talk about Christmas content - the naughty and nice. They sift through cheesy Netflix originals, terrible holiday commercials, and creepy carols. They also unwrap their favorite television holiday specials, and analyze what a script needs to truly capture the spirit of the season. 
They also clap a lot for some reason. 

Pour a glass of eggnog, and make sure to hang those stockings by the fire with care - you can't just throw them up there will-nilly! Santa knows an uncared-for stocking when he sees one - and bundle up by the fire for the Unwatchable Christmas Special. 

MERRY CRANBERRIES TO ALL, AND TO ALL, A GOOD SPRITE! 

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Podcast - @unwatchablewithchloerodriguez
Host - @cuckooforchlochlopuffs
Guest - @emanuelthemaya

Chloe sits down with...herself... to chat about the new Jumanji franchise. 

The new Jumanji movies are a surprising smash hit. But why? Against all odds, Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle & it's newest installment, Jumanji: The Next Level, have become audience favorites. Chloe digs deep to find out why. 

In a box office where nostalgia reigns and audiences are bombarded with reboots and remakes, why do the Jumanji movies stand out? When you strip away the riddles, dick jokes, and unhelpful NPC's, is the Jumanji franchise a faltering cash grab? Or is it secretly, surprising, unprecedentedly... really really fun? 

Find out on Unwatchable. 

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Podcast - @unwatchablewithchloerodriguez
Host - @cuckooforchlochlopuffs

CALLING ALL 90'S BABIES! WE ARE ABOUT TO GET NOSTALGIC ALL UP IN HERE! 

Chloe sits down with actor and stand-up comedian, Zack Yowarski, as they discuss their personal comedic styles, and the influences that led them there. 

They shoot the bull about stand-up legends, 90's cartoons, movies they've memorized, and the comedic tropes that made them lose their minds as budding comedy fans. Do these nostalgic 90's classics still hold up? Have their tastes changed as adults? And did Chloe fever-dream an entire animated series? Listen up and find out, on this week's episode of Unwatchable. 

($50 to the listener can successfully name the mysterious Disney Channel Mickey Mouse cartoon series that neither Zack or Chloe can fully remember.)

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Podcast - @unwatchablewithchloerodriguez
Host - @cuckooforchlochlopuffs
Guest - @myworkhereisdum

Death is only the beginning...

Is The Mummy the nostalgic adventure you remember? Or does it deserve to be buried alive, deep underground, for 3,000 years? Chloe sits down with multimedia expert (and Brendan Fraser's biggest fan), Shayna Woods, to discuss. 

Chloe offers up her first impressions of the movie, while Shayna offers perspective as a frequent re-watcher. While recapping the synopsis of the film, they dive into plot holes, production history, and scarab foreshadowing! 

Will Imhotep finally be reunited with his lady love?!  Will the plagues return to Egypt?! Is the movie good or Unwatchable? AND WILL BRENDAN PLEASE COME ON THE PODCAST?! 

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Podcast - @unwatchablewithchloerodriguez
Host - @cuckooforchlochlopuffs
Guest - @awdimples89

Happy Happy Turkey Day! 

When I think Thanksgiving, I think Friends. And boy howdy, are there a lot of good Friends Thanksgiving episodes. But only one can be the best. 

In this Friendsgiving special, Chloe goes through the official Unwatchable ranking of every Friends Thanksgiving episode. Which ones fall flat, which ones stand out, and which episode takes home the number one spot -  and shall henceforth be known as the best Friends Thanksgiving episode of all time?! 

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving everyone! 

Chloe sits down with the boys from WeinHart to discuss the twists and turns of Tim Wardle's based-on-a-true-story documentary, Three Identical Strangers. 

While Unwatchable generally covers lighthearted and comical topics, please be aware that this episode delves into some dark and serious issues, that may be upsetting to some listeners. Please be advised. 

In this crazy real-life story about three triplets, separated at birth & later reunited, things aren't always what they seem. What starts as a feel-good story suddenly takes a dark turn, as we discover how this separation occurred...and for what purpose? 

Armand Hartoonian and Noah Weinstein, sit down with Chloe to give their honest reactions and analysis of this unbelievable documentary. 

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Podcast - @unwatchablewithchloerodriguez
Host - @cuckooforchlochlopuffs
Guests - @wein_hart

You miss 100% of the podcasts you don't listen to. - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott - Chloe Rodriguez. 

The Office - a show about the everyday lives of employees working at a paper company in Scranton, PA - was a staple of comedy in it's run from 2004-2013, and one that continues to receive acclaim and internet buzz. But where did it all go wrong?

In this special series, Chloe takes a deep dive into what makes a show change for the worse. Starting with the beloved sitcom The Office, she tackles the reasons that some shows crash and burn. No idea is sustainable forever - and sometimes even the most brilliant shows take a turn for the Unwatchable. 

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Show - @unwatchablewithchloerodriguez
Host - @cuckooforchlochlopuffs

Why are you the way that you are? I hate...so much about the things that you choose to be. 

Chloe sits down with fellow podcaster, Jarad Kociak, to dish out their unpopular opinions about television, film, and celebrities. Do they swoon over superheroes? Is Star Wars overrated? AND WHAT DO THEY REALLY FEEL ABOUT THE PRINCESS BRIDE?!
Plus, they finally settle the debate on which Hollywood Chris reigns supreme.
All this and more, on Unwatchable. 

And don't forget to check out Magic Quest Boys of Dragontown.

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Host - @cuckooforchlochlopuffs
Podcast - @unwatchablewithchloerodriguez
Guest - @magicquestboys

Stars: THEY'RE JUST LIKE US... Except for all the money, power, and acclaim. 

Chloe sits down with writer (and wizard!) Marisa Avitia, to dish about the celebrities they have met during their time in Los Angeles.

Which celebs are nice, which are not-so-nice - and WHO has had their DNA stolen?! Find out in this week's episode of Unwatchable. 

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Podcast - @unwatchablewithchloerodriguez
Host - @cuckooforchlochlopuffs
Guest - @marisajade09