Hey! We took a week off, and BOY was it Jordan's fault (not really)... I didn't feel like going back to my apartment, so we recorded this episode in Court Square Diner in Queens. We talk last meals, high school sports rituals, band vs. orchestra, the works! Also, got a little more fan mail. LOVE IT!

This one's a day late, but holy shit there's a lot here. Mostly that we had Mike Cronin aka Meat aka @bonesnake3 on FINALLY and it was very fun. We go through some of our first fan submitted emails, talk snacks at the movies, Meat tells us what it's like to actually live with ASMR, there's even a fun song in there this week! Also, fan poll: what's YOUR favorite non-sexual feeling? A summer breeze? a steamy fart? Get after us, tell us what's what! My favorite Ep so far!

We recorded at Jordan's place JUST before he left for North Carolina and some hot shows. We talk NYC Reads, Himalayan Pink Salt Lamps, a fun Saturday night hang, and also relate a bone-chilling tale of a Lyft ride that almost went south.

Damn, this episode was so fun to record. We're at Carmen's place this month, so I ask Jordan whether he thinks Carmen is a hoarder, and Carmen finally comes to terms with that. No judgments, though, since Jordan and I come to terms with the fact that we are actively eating ourselves to death.

We drank some malt liquor, shared some road stories and played the million dollar game. Jordan has tiny nipples.

The boys talk European Football, Scrubs, and a "hot" new segment from Jordan called "Odds 'n' Ends"

Jordan's got a side gig but he's still looking for a full time job. Plus we talk about anger management and why our brains are dumb.

Baby Boy Jordan got himself a brand new job and a brand new set of teefers! And speaking of jobs, do you REALLY need a degree to get one? We don't think so. Also, a forgotten dark moment in the original Gremlins film.

Comedy's Carmen Lagala (@CarmenLagala) joins us thick boys to talk Dr. Bronner's soap and Diva Cups.

Jordan and I really run the gamut on this one. He doesn't know the name of the podcast and we talk the flu, pinched nerves, bursa, Jordan's work party and then we polish it off by taking a DUAL DISNEY PRINCESS QUIZ