Some stories about baseball, some stories about time, all strung together with the thoughts of a free range chicken.

They said the hospital I was going to and the resident surgeons meant I was "in good hands." 

"Wrong!" said I. "Good hands will be in me!"

I've done more than 2,200 blog posts from 2007 to 2024. Here is me reading three of them and riffing on a recent surgery.

It may be historically cold out there, but that doesn't stop our nation's nudists from planning for a clothes-free summer ...

Today, sprinkled amid the christmas jokes, are stories about the snows in Buffalo, why some cities should change their names to be more representative of their circumstances, and that contoiversial Paul Mccartney Christmas tune

Today topics include the greatest Thanksgiving song, socializing with the US Marines, drunk dialing old buddies and what it’s like to be considered a celebrity in a small town Christmas parade.

The world seems somehow friendlier when it's seen through the eyes of Chris Rodell. Funnier, too."

Today we're talkin' Turkey, and all about the time I pretended for WDVE Morning Show ti be transvestite so I could spend time in Victoria's Secret in the local mall.

I trot out my plan to generate global news coverage by being the last undecided voter in America

Today's "Use All The Crayons!" podcast talks about Gideon's and their ubiquitous Bibles and how all the Bibles will benefit from an influx of exclamation points ... er ...

Exclamation points!!!!