Story #1 - Lady almost hit a person with her car so she was confronted and then attacked with a shower rod

Story #2 - Guy was busted for impersonating a cop...again

Story #3 - Guy celebrated avoiding a speeding ticket by flipping the bird and getting a fine

Oh the awkward! AJ had a plumber in his house this weekend and was panicked and thought he was going to get evicted. Butterz had someone over to clean his furnace and may have gotten called in and blacklisted. And for the trifecta, McCall almost punched her last service worker. Apparently none of them should have service workers in their homes. Don't get up sold and be prepared to stream to your home to make sure no one steals anything from your home. 

How do you pronounce Blink-182? McCall started the awkward off by having no idea how to respond to the question 'How can I help you?' Of course she had to be flustered by a coworker saying she should drive off a cliff before her birthday. AJ kept it going by having no idea what to do with a plumber in his house, and freaking out about getting evicted. AJ also wants to do the right thing and not accidentally break in to a house for the Debate At 8. Knuckle sandwiches are based off an actual sandwich right?

Normally McCall dominates the awkward but AJ tried his best this weekend. A plumber came over to work on some clogs and AJ couldn't figure out where he should stand, say or just what to do. One comment also made him panic about getting evicted. After accidentally breaking in to house once, AJ doesn't want to again. If your neighbor saw where your hideaway key was, should they tell you for the Debate At 8?

Story #1 - Police are searching for a man randomly pooping in cars

Story #2 - A guy stole an engagement ring from his fiance to propose to another woman

Story #3 - Thieves stole a funeral home van...with a body still inside!

McCall is always talking about her moon magic but now AJ and Producer Butterz buy in to it. Which sign is hardest to date and is the breakdown of signs accurate for everyone? You better not sarcastically wooo McCall's rock. Are you old or a hoarder when you do the 'five things no one has in their house' challenge? Why would you have have take out menus in your home? Will McCall actually read her ghost's Tarot Cards?

Who came up with the five things no one should have in their house anyway?! It doesn't matter what important personality qualities you're looking for in a significant other because it just matters what they cook like. That's why McCall is going to give AJ and everyone some cooking tips to help out for Valentine's Day. You aren't supposed to use the name tag for workers? Make sure you treat the workers right because revenge could be had for the Debate At 8. What's the Valentine's Day work spouse policy? Also, parents need love, especially because of the close calls to breaking things.

One Tik Tok user went viral after complaining for customers and coworkers using the name on his name tag. AJ is confused, isn't that what they're for? McCall, and all her customer service experience, weigh in and AJ's girlfriend says this is totally a thing. There's no denying customers can be rude and short though and some confessed to revenge but how does McCall judge them for the Debate At 8? 

Story #1 - Power outage was caused right before the Super Bowl because a guy took a joy ride in an excavator

Story #2 - Police are thinking for a thief that stole things including an umbilical cord

Story #3 - Cops responded to a domestic dispute and and found an illegal growing operation

AJ was listening to 'Scotty Doesn't Know' from Euro Trip, which McCall and Producer Butterz know, but haven't seen the movie. Thus a conversation on best movie soundtracks broke out. More importantly, Butterz has really needs to laugh so AJ & McCall will rapid fire to do so. Could you imagine AJ with a grenade? Doesn't everyone want a pet rhinoceros? Will NextGen the movie be better than Big Hero 6?