Do we know that NASA scientists haven't cut corners with their homework? Florida Or Not kicks off a Disney crime theme that doesn't stop. Also, beware of what's in your front yard. AJ's Genius Word of the Week is new slang for McCall to tell guys off with. A listener heard a neighbor fight over Valentine's Day for Make Up or Break Up. Another listener needs AJ & McCall's help to empty out his apartment and AJ remembers his college pettiness for the Debate At 8. AJ rats out a friend as one of the adults taking all the McDonald's toys.

A listener wants to do something special for Valentine's Day but they can't get their roommates out of the house. AJ & McCall really have to put their heads together to find a bribe for a Sunday on Valentine's Day. Do you share any passwords with your significant other? AJ didn't believe the stats on exes using passwords, but then remembered he was petty as a kid for the Debate At 8.

Story #1 - An ice cream thief gets stuck on the side of the building

Story #2 - Thieves stole an entire door from an apartment complex

Story #3 - A hacker tried to poison the water hole

Bad news, AJ and Producer Butterz lost their bets about McCall's anitbodies. Good news, she has them but does that mean she got everyone sick? Who actually has their own doctor? Could the greatest emo soundtrack ever actually exist on a football game?! What's going on with VR and what game do AJ & McCall want Butterz to try?

Supposedly, the Super Bowl streaker made a bet and won $375 for doing so, would you? Watch out for inanimate objects because they're fighting back. Would you rather be able to dodge anything or have three questions answered honestly? AJ & McCall don't have the patience for kids because they're kind of weird, but they do have wonderment. McCall doesn't buy presents for Christmas but wants to for Valentine's Day? AJ is done with cards for the Debate At 8. How do you clean a good luck jersey and not wash away the jersey?

McCall doesn't give gifts to friends for Christmas but is considering it for Valentine's Day? AJ is confused though the trend McCall is talking about bringing back would be cool. AJ is sick of cards as a whole though after getting one from a family member that completely defeats the point for the Debate At 8. 

Story #1 - Firetruck was stolen from a fire station while the crew was responding to a call

Story #2 - Man was arrested after just trying to steal three tacos

Story #3 - Guy with a 'Not Drunk' bumper sticker backed right in to a cop car

McCall is going to get the antibody test, taking bets if she has them. AJ and Producer Butterz are taking the no because they also haven't tested positive yet. AJ & McCall discovered more warning labels are needed in the world but the challenge today is to find some random object and make it dangerous. Butterz has already been attacked! Get ready for 'Only Mics' the real special inside content. Also, handerpants are awesome!

Did the Radio Ranch ghost move in with AJ? Who leaves ear pods in while sleeping?! After seeing a special kind of ring AJ wants no part of Facebook marketplace. McCall beauty tips seem obvious, don't put glue in your hair, but here we are. A third wheel is a bad thing so why do it with roommates. AJ is concerned for a friend and that's not even getting to the petty revenge for the Debate At 8. Would you rather have the last name of Knight or Taylor? 

No one refers to being the third wheel as a good thing so why would you want one as a roommate? AJ tried it in college with his best friend and girlfriend and went terrible and thinks he really should tell his friend that's considering it. Though McCall and Dustin have considered having a roommate. More importantly, you better trust your roommates. AJ once had a TV 'stolen' and heard of quite the petty revenge from a friend for the Debate At 8.