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Sheep ransoms, naked cleaning, and fake butt shots???? WTF

Story #1 – A woman held another person’s sheep for ransom until they paid her what she thought they owed her.

Story #2 – A 56-year-old woman was arrested for cleaning her garage topless . . . then banging on a recycling bin to get her neighbor’s attention to make sure they saw her.  Their kids ALSO saw her.

Story #3 – A man said he was shot in the butt . . . but the hospital staff couldn’t find any bullet or sign of a bullet.

Producer Butterz had his problem with a cat yesterday but today it’s McCall that has animal problems. Apparently there’s no way she could ever be mad at an animal whether food is stolen or she’s trampled. Despite AJ brushing over Producer Butterz cat accident, Butterz wants to explain. His oopsie aside apparently animals on the road better watch out for McCall. Who poops without actually sitting on the toilet?! Apparently Producer Butterz knows people who do and AJ can’t believe he’s not more outraged.

McCall is having all sorts of animal encounters and even needs some reassurance. Things are weird with how people are trying to make sure social distancing happens in restaurants, though McCall says it’s necessary, and a very unbelievable way to use the toilet apparently. A week and a half from his birthday and AJ has no idea what’s happening with his body and is just accepting he’s old, but it’s a soft spot for McCall and she’s not having it for the Debate At 8. Has AJ found the new summer decoration trend? Will common horse law kick in and give McCall a new pet?

Just a week and a half out from his 31st birthday AJ is finally leaning in that he’s feeling old. Things like acid reflux, heart don’t seem to exist when you’re young but AJ has had trouble understanding his body and why he’s feeling awful. Unfortunately, he hits a sore spot McCall knows all to well and she’s having none of AJ’s terrible food choices for the Debate At 8.

ONE of the stories made McCall CRY. Yes, because of a dog.

Story #1 – A woman  wound up setting her mobile home on fire after an argument over a missing towel.

Story #2 – Cops Raid a Guy’s Home for Drugs . . . and Find He Escaped Naked to the Roof

Story #3 – A guy broke into a hospital cancer ward, drank two bottles of hand sanitizer, peed on the floor, threw up, pulled down a curtain to use as a blanket, and fell asleep.