A "tell" and not an "ask, some watermelon heads, AND A DOMESTIC POULTRY PELTING?! It was a busy weekend for the dumb criminals....
Story #1 - A guy was banned from a McDonald's after he was upset that he was "told" and not "asked" to pull forward in the drive-thru . . . and he got into an argument with the staff that required police intervention.
Story #2 - Cops Catch Someone Who Wore a Watermelon on Their Head to Rob a Convenience Store
Story #3 - A guy was arrested for throwing a piece of raw chicken at his wife during an argument. It hit her in the back of the head.