Can people listen just a LITTLE BIT longer before complaining about something? AJ & McCall get complaints from people that quickly find out they didn’t have the context. Today’s conflict comes from a place of conflicting opinions it appears. Why the heck are crossing guards still out? How does Producer Butterz feel about McCall’s controlled impulsive spending? If you could work from home would you? Who thinks they actually have COVID-19?

What can we do to slow down the COVID-19 updates for the weekend? You aren’t ready for AJ’s DA Take of the Day. When asked ‘Has your routine changed?’ McCall just lists her entire schedule for AJ to sort out. Why would AJ subject himself to doing more grocery shopping this weekend, and he better watch out for those tampon thieves McCall has heard about. Now is not the time for impulse buying, but it does happen for the Debate At 8. What are you going to wipe with when you run out of toilet paper? Why did McCall steal all the birthday magic? Which parking spot was the most annoying in Park Narcs?

What’s the worst impulsive purchase; a tattoo or a puppy? AJ is trying to sort it out for a friend who’s going through a rough time while McCall enlightens us about the pitfalls of impulse buying for the Debate At 8. What’s the craziest thing you’ve bought to cheer yourself up? AJ & McCall do believe in fiscal responsibility so what’s your cheapest pick me up?

I guess AJ has experience with eating eyeballs????

Story #1 – Man in Gorilla Suit Breaks Into Home, Hides Under Bed

Story #2 – Man Threatens to Decapitate Cops, Eat Their Eyes & Tongues

Story #3 – A guy stole more than $2,800 in drugs from a pharmacy . . . and because of coronavirus, he’s getting arraigned over video conferencing.

Panic is spreading with a coworker coughing during McCall’s story. Will Producer Butterz swallowing cleaner be better than AJ smoking bleach? COVID-19 is now in Cache County, how is everyone dealing with it? Despite that, and the earthquake yesterday, AJ’s parents didn’t really check in like they did when he tweets dark jokes. Does everyone think they’ll get it? Are people taking it seriously? What does the VFX staff think the timeline looks like?