On a scale of 1-5 how TERRIFIED of COVID-19 are you?

Story #1 – A Car Thief Says “The Corona” Made Him Do It

Story #2 – Someone Stole an Ambulance for a Joyride . . . With an EMT Still in the Back

Story #3 – Man Sues Target, Says Its Hand Sanitizer Isn’t as Powerful as Claimed

AJ & McCall, though not Producer Butterz, have new protections which is good since McCall doesn’t have the Coronavirus. Will AJ’s brother have a nervous breakdown? What is with AJ getting all these weird friend requests? Four times, four times?! Why does McCall have to go to the grocery show AGAIN?! Would you see the same group more than once in concert? Producer Butterz also can’t believe how specific McCall’s schedule is. What is the panic level and how serious is the valley taking COVID-19 now and where will it be on Friday?

McCall was afraid on Friday she might have the Coronavirus so…does she? Our goal should be to string together some good, calm days to carry in to April. Why is McCall starring at AJ when it comes to the Florida Or Not story about stealing from hotels? McCall’s scheduling has gone too far. A couple fight started over the Coronavirus and raises question of how serious are you taking it for the Debate At 8? How would you deal with a cancelled wedding right now? Is AJ being recruited to be a sugar daddy in training? Why did McCall get punched in the face? What two nominees are facing off for Park Narcs?

AJ & McCall Debate At 8 court is in session after boyfriend x threw a party and didn’t understand why girlfriend y was upset. The optics don’t look great on that as the whole world deals with the Coronavirus pandemic. AJ & McCall have come up the perfect rating system on the 1-5 scale. If you could work from home, would you?

We did a weekend of chilling, but we know that criminals did NOT do a weekend of chilling…

Story #1 – A 23-year-old guy who lied about having coronavirus on social media has been arrested for a misdemeanor charge of making a false alarm or false report.

Story #2 – Someone stole 61 bags of Dippin’ Dots from a storage unit . . . and the freezer they were being stored in.

Story #3 – A Hotel Cleaner Is Busted for Stealing 66 Rolls of Toilet Paper from a Marriott