Is today going to be the FIRST stumper of the year?!?!?!

Story #1 – A Lady Is So Upset Over Long DMV Lines That She Beats Up the Staff

Story #2 – A Guy Steals His Elderly Mom’s Electronics and Holds Them for Ransom

Story #3 – The Best Buy Geek Squad has caught another predator with child pornography on a computer that they brought in for repairs

AJ’s brain was DEFINITELY melted yesterday and it has been scientifically proven he’s the least favorite child. McCall and Producer Butterz think the choice he was left out of the will says something about him. How do you pick a career out of spite? Who has life insurance, can you even talk about it? What is McCall gonna do in Vegas to make up for her 21st birthday?

What day is it because AJ’s brain is completely melted. How does McCall’s energy throughout the day lineup with the average person? AJ & McCall swear they’re mature but how do you not talk about poop found in the fridge after the bucket of poo Florida Or Not story? Would You Rather Wednesday is terrifying; lose all your teeth or lose all your hair? There was a family meeting for AJ this weekend which was AJ getting left out of the will? Is it weird to talk about wills and life insurance for the Debate At 8? Everyone gets a little cynical as they get older, but AJ’s girlfriend is unsure if she got scammed while doing a good deed. McCall wants the fame but would she eat something weird to get famous?

This weekend AJ’s siblings had to have a family meeting with a parent over the preparedness for death…only to find out all the accounts are split up with AJ receiving nothing. How should he take this for the Debate At 8? McCall thinks AJ should logically consider what that says about him and doesn’t think it’s a huge deal to talk about wills.

Terrible relationship situations, poop flinging, we got it all today….

Story #1 – A Guy Headbutts His Girlfriend for Complaining About His Nasty Gas

Story #2 – A Drunk Driving Politician First Tried to Blame It on His Wife Because “You Know How Women Drive”

Story #3 – Woman Flings Feces at Landlord & Tries to Fake Out Police