Tis the spooky season and that means fear and costumes. What are you paranoid of? Ajay is filling for McCall and maintains he has no paranoia, but AJ is convinced he can quickly get him to admit things that have him slightly on edge. If you're in a relationship at some point a couple costume is going to come up, but will the fellas do them? Ajay says absolutely not, while AJ has been resistant to them, but only to the ladies in his life.

Story #1 - One McDonald's employee went viral after getting revenge on a rude customer by pouring sweet & sour sauce on their blizzard and recording the whole thing

Story #2 - Police are on the look out for a thief...who steals dirty diapers from daycare

Story #3 - A man posted a picture on the Facebook Marketplace with a bag of meth and a syringe in the background

Who even answers their phone any more? Leave it to Florida to come up with a new version of calf roping. AJ & McCall show their perspective survival skills or lack thereof. Cache Valley Secrets starts clueless and dumb and then moves to nicknames. Nicknames are endearing, even if they're a little mean right? AJ's nicknames, at least with exes, aren't that great for the Debate At 8. Halloween is way too polite to Christmas, that's why it budges in. Also, what state would pick black licorice as their number one candy to be obsessed with?

Heartbreak and clueless confessions for Cache Valley Secrets! In all honesty, where does anyone think there kid could be possibly go that could warrant trying to track them? Men are dense but one girlfriend's confession takes it to a whole new level. Speaking of confessions, nicknames are a term of endearment right? Not always the case with AJ, but McCall gives him a new insult for his repertoire. 

Story #1 - Driver cited for driving in the carpool lane with a skeleton in the passenger seat

Story #2 - One guy decided after the plane landed to go out the emergency exit over the wing

Story #3 - Lady reported a fake shooting so the cops wouldn't arrest her boyfriend during a traffic stop

The city of Logan can cook up more than 14,000 pancakes for a world record, right? Bad news Arby's, no one wants your special hoodie and sweatpants. Everyone is tired of politics, but wouldn't a politician who duels have your vote? AJ didn't listen as a teenager and now his sisters won't at the same age?! How could that happen? What advice from your parents do you wish you paid attention to? AJ still has friends fretting over height in regards to dating, and is curious if McCall has also seen the trend on TikTok about the checker for it. Is the point of finding someone you want to marry to share all that is you with them? "Stay in your lane bro." is 'advice' AJ recently got for the Debate At 8. How does a kid end up loving the character of Michael Myers?

Everyone knows what people think about height when it comes to dating, but does it really matter? AJ's friend met a great guy but is hesitant after finding out after he's under six feet tall. AJ also has friends that wouldn't date a girl taller than them, WHY?! McCall lays down how shallow we all know this is, but hasn't seen the trend going around TikTok AJ hates related to this. AJ actually has his own dumb relationship issue after some acquaintances he hasn't seen in awhile were blown away he invited his girlfriend into his fantasy football league. "Stay in your lane, bro." were there exact words for the Debate At 8.

Story #1 - A missing drunk man spent hours helping search party look for himself

Story #2 - Someone is stealing chainsaws, stealing 11 from four vehicles over the last week

Story #3 - Some guy allowed someone to shoot him to 'try out' a bullet proof vest

Is it not the ultimate sign of getting old by referencing how things were better back in your day? Good cover for asking something dumb, 'Ask Stupid Question Day' is this week, and oh boy does the internet have some good ones. AJ & McCall try and figure out exactly what a 'nuisance officer' would do, initially thinking it's FINALLY a response to Park Narcs. AJ has no idea if he can trust his friends when it comes to the social faux pas he may commit, this time bring a gift to see a new baby. McCall's policy of no gifts ever is looking better and better for the Debate At 8. Finally, AJ & McCall sort out which weekend is this and which is next. The DWR has some great names for their animal jobs.

AJ is never sure if he hears something from his friends and it's some kind of prank or he's going to make himself look like a doofus. This time he's supposed to bring a gift just to meet a friend's new baby? McCall sorts it out, but AJ is more and more coming on board with her no gifts ever policy. While trying to avoid looking like a doofus, AJ & McCall finally sort out for good which is this weekend and which is next weekend.