AJ thought it was over after the 'dessert pasta' discussion but Producer Butterz ramped it up. Actually, Butterz was feeling like being quite wrong a lot this week because it doesn't matter how much better self-checkouts have gotten, there's a limit. AJ & McCall think the decision is easy when it comes to watching Hallmark or horror for the rest of forever, but of course they don't agree. Good Charlotte prepared us for when millionaires complained about having too much money. Hallmark or horror again, AJ is sure he saw a beginning of one of these movies when his family met a girl meeting a guy she met online by flying from Chicago to Amsterdam. Speaking of going places you maybe shouldn't, can you crash a wedding you were sort of invited to for the Debate At 8? Have you ever TRIED to get a coworker to quit? 

The game today has been horror or Hallmark, and AJ's family encountered the beginning of one of those on their vacation. A girl was flying from Chicago to Amsterdam to meet a guy she met on the internet and AJ & McCall don't feel great about that. Speaking of going places you maybe shouldn't, what's your opinion on crashing weddings? AJ's friend was invited, then not and now has been invited as a plus one, should she go? And of course, any conversation about weddings ends with a violent threat. 

Story #1 - Guy is facing charges after stealing fish sticks form a kindergarten class

Story #2 - Some lady attacked her roommate for playing the same song on loop

Story #3 - Guy outside of a restaurant was offering free hugs...or a fight

New rule, if you only have a couple of items you AREN'T allowed to use the full checkout REGARDLESS of how we all hate the self-checkout. McCall told AJ he was just out of luck when he bought his shrimp through the drive thru and it was forgotten, then why is some guy facing seven years in jail for missing $0.43 for a Mountain Dew? There's your first purchase with adult money and your first purchase that made you feel like an adult, and they're way different. Everyone, EVERYONE has thought about telling off work at some point but holds back, yet we still appreciate a great quit. Perhaps it took a little liquid courage to do that, or chaotic energy like in 'Little Kid or Drunk Adult?' for the Debate At 8. The school bus is the center of chaotic school energy, but that still doesn't mean there should be stripper poles on them.

Everyone, EVERYONE, has thought about quitting in spectacular fashion yet we don't. That doesn't mean we can't appreciate those who do and oh boy have their been some glorious PA quits. What way did you quit passive aggressively? Perhaps it took a little bit of liquid courage to get to the point of letting everyone have it, but it definitely is the chaotic energy of 'Little Kid or Drunk Adult?' Seems like a good time to warn people to be careful for Halloween. 

Story #1 - Crew of high school referees made a controversial call and got locked in a locker room

Story #2 - Couple of guys saw a vehicle with a 'Free Car' sign on it and with the keys in it, took it, only to find a dead body in

Story #3 - Drunk lawyer took cops on a high speed chase, name dropped Owen Wilson and then demanded pizza once in jail

Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING is truly happening, but what about dessert pasta? Every childhood dream at some point wants to win a chocolate factory, but one guy turned it down. Isn't signing a document that says 'I'm responsible for my partner's stuff.' the basis of being married? If so McCall already is married and AJ is doing so today. A mom wants to change her son's last name, but AJ & McCall think it has nothing to do with the son himself. Also, run interference on your friend's marriages because it could save yours for the Debate At 8. Of course the AJ & McCall Show don't encourage stealing, but why wouldn't you take something interesting?

AJ & McCall are children of divorce and weigh in on name changes for one single mother. Was there ever a name change considered for either of them? This is a fundamental issue for kids going through divorce, though with the best intentions. Then AJ heard the term 'divorce contagion' and is now super invested in his friend's marriages. It's terrifying with how high divorce rates are, the MASSIVE effect it can have on relationships around you.

Story #1 - Robber tried a gas station with the power out, but the register couldn't open

Story #2 - Guy threatened his neighbors with nunchuks and hit himself in the face

Story #3 - Two moms got in a fight outside of an elementary school and pulled guns

The last thing you want for your first concert, post COVID, is the for the group to be terrible live. AJ & McCall are numb to class-action lawsuits, not to mention getting stiffed from them, but they'll try and get their latest two dollars. No one likes driving in big cities, but are they actually the scariest places to drive? 'Something someone died in' is not part of the bride's tradition, but one bride has an issue. There's a guest appearance on the Debate At 8 before we take apart the things that actually AREN'T that great. Is the bathroom a good public place to cry?