Validate Me

Welcome back you hot babes!

This week on the pod as 2019 comes to a close, we are discussing all the spicy topics as we reflect on the past decade.

Meanwhile Maddie and Miranda discuss being triggered by social media and it’s affect on our dieting habits (shocking Maddie and Miranda discussing diets— we know!)

Welcome back to the highest rated political podcast in the literal world. HAHA. We talk about what’s REALLY important, Nickelodeon drama. Mads tells the team all about the scandal of Zoey 101 behind closed doors and it might be falling on deaf ears (a la Michael gives no fucks), but this really opens up the floodgates to each of our individual bullying stories. We collectively realize that no one is safe from the evil middle school and highschool girls or boys, but we do admit, life gets better. Trust me y’all, those bullies will be bald and teen preggo in no time. LISTEN RESPONSIBLY WE LOVE YOU.

This week on the pod the gang discusses Neighborhood gossip, fake plants, their nightly routines and being triggered by the dieting culture of LA.

Also, our resident LA girl Michael B is on a 21 day hot yoga challenge and is killing it!

This episode is sponsored by Smirnoff Seltzer. Please Drink Responsibly! This week on the pod literally nothing matters except the fact that DJ Michael B is now ENGAGED!! How crazy that we’re all so young and beautiful and successful and now our resident MALE is about to be a MR WIFEY. Miranda and Mads ask him everything about the process because we are both SUPER far away from being housewives LOLZ. Michael shares his super cute story about how he proposed… it’s a good one guys. Miranda also has huge freaking news, SHES ON RAYA. Our resident dating babe is now on the most “elite” dating app of the century. Here’s hoping she meets some wealthy billionaire so Madeleine can come third wheel on their trips to Greece. (Madeleine may or may not be writing this description). Anyway…big week on the podcast. Lots of excitement tears were shed during this pod. Thanks for listening, WE LOVE YOU!

This week on the pod we chat about a lot of random shit. SHOCKINGGG! Miranda and Michael bond over gut issues while Madeleine laments over her allergy to chickpeas. Miranda dishes on her new lease on dating... which is basically that dating in LA is still hard and there’s nothing new. #Relatable. We discuss that dating doesn’t HAVE to end in tragedy but somehow people always act like you killed their family when you run into them at a coffee shop a year later... you know? In other news, don’t eat protein bars, support your local coffee shop, and get a dog. LISTEN RESPONSIBLY!

What’s up spicy queens, the trio is back in black and ready to pod for you!

This week on the pod Madeleine and Michael took over and cried for 50 minutes about the lack of their aussie counterpart. BUT, the show must go on... for Teresa. We discussed our favorite products we’ve been loving lately -skincare AND tech. We also talked meditation and motivation. What advice would we give our younger selves?? (Besides don’t pluck your eyebrows!!!) Does intermittent fasting work? Also Michael only eats one meal a day to enhance mental clarity... (wut?). Pour yourself a glass of keto wine and listen responsibly!!!

The one where we literally talk about hair and hair extensions and that we cannot believe how much we care about hair... you know? We also get into acting class , Miranda’s love life, Madeleine’s identity crisis... etc etc. Michael is pushing for us to ask strangers weird questions to make new friends, yet again. Only in Michaels corner do we learn how to be a better person... or something like that. Also Madeleine just finished filming her show and is probably going to question her purpose soon so please rate and review us! We love reading your reviews!!!! Listen responsibly !!!!!! Xoxo

NEW YORK TIMES IS OBSESSED W US!!! Honestly this sentence is true don’t question us. This week Madeleine came prepared — shock horror. She’s coming at us with her fave thangz. Beauty, health, skincare... oh my! We’ve got new favorite Youtubers, restaurants, fans, makeup, AND FOOD. Miranda is also really into baths lately which is cute and fun. The gang recaps the bachelor (sorry this is a delayed ep)... WE’RE NOT PERFECT! We want to hear what YOU guys want to know. Rate review and send us your thoughts!!! Obsessed w you. Listen responsibly 😛

In the great words of Chris Harrison ‘stay tuned for the most dramatic episode in Validate Me history.’ Listen, real talk okay, this one is juicy. Miranda reveals some major tea about some a recent dating drama in her life. Oh, and plot twist, Madeleine is involved.