Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks

Join your hapless hosts THEM JACONETTI BOYS (LUKE & JASON) and CHRIS TYLER and HONEYWELL for some BRAIN TRAUMA INDUCING FUN – Hammer’s FRANKENSTEIN MUST BE DESTROYED! See Peter Cushing in full PROGRESSIVE DRILLIN’ AND KILLIN’ MODE as the man who makes you think – WHO IS THE TRUE MONSTER?Now go make me some tea.

Join Them Jaconetti Boys, Luke and Jason and Chris Tyler and Honeywell for the final REAL sequel to A Nightmare On Elm Street – FREDDY VS JASON!It only took 20 years and several swimming pools full of TEENAGER BLOOD to get here, but MAN IS IT WORTH IT! It’s not ROCKET SCIENCE. Give the audience WHAT THEY WANT and then THROW BLOOD ON EVERYTHING. And boobs. It’s a simple formula and one I think we can ALL appreciate!

Join your intrepid hosts Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell with SPECIAL GUEST legendary author and podcaster – THOMAS DEJA – as they cover the MUTANT Hammer horror film – 1974’s CAPTAIN KRONOS – VAMPIRE HUNTER!See the LAID BACK STYLE of the immortal Captain Kronos as he TRICKS vampires into revealing themselves by getting them to WIPE OUT HALF THE TOWN! Why hunt dangerous VAMPIRES when you can hang out with your TRUSTY HUNCHBACK and gypsy woman CAROLINE MUNRO?

Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and THE TWO-HEADED CHRIS EXPERIMENT (Tyler and Honeywell) for a MEGA-META episode of THE VAULT OF STARTLING MONSTER HORROR TALES OF TERROR! It’s WES CRAVEN’S NEW NIGHTMARE! Wash that taste of Freddy’s Dead out of your mouth when the master returns to the BLOODY WELL! Discover or re-discover this NEGLECTED GEM!