Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks

Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and the AMAZINGLY HANDSOME TWO-HEADED CHRIS (Tyler and Honeywell) as they attend a funeral for a friend. Yes – it’s time for the FREDDY’S DEAD – THE FINAL NIGHTMARE! This is the one where Freddy finally DIES FOREVER ain’t never EVER coming back! Yup, no more sequels, folks, because he’s DEAD! How can you have a Freddy movie when Freddy’s DEAD? That would be absurd, or meta or something!

IT’S TIME BOYS AND GIRLS! It’s that most wonerous time of the year again – HALLOWEEN and the Horror Vault Crew – THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and CHRIS SQUARED (Tyler and Honeywell) are pulling out THE SECOND BEST MOVIE IN THE HALLOWEEN FRANCHISE – Halloween III – Season Of The Witch! YOU HEARD ME! Find out why this is a MALIGNED GEM! ROBOT TUCKER CARLSON! STONEHENGE! CHILD FACE MELTING COMMERCIALS – A SWARTHY, DOUGHY LEAD – AN EVIL TOYMAKER – What’s NOT to like?

Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and the Inedible Two Headed-Chris (Tyler and Honeywell) as they check out their fifth entry in their HAMMER RETROSPECTIVE – Curse Of The Werewolf! There’s no LEE and CUSHING, but OLIVER REED grows a MEAN COAT OF FUR in this unusual entry into the werewolf movie genre. No WOLFSBANE? No SILVER BULLETS? NO PROBLEM! This one gives you a WHOLE NEW set of rules!

Join your intrepid hosts -THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke & Jason) and THE AMAZING TWO-HEADED CHRIS (Tyler & Honeywell) as they take peer inside the WOMB of the 5th Nightmare On Elm Street film- THE DREAM CHILD! The boys are not too keen on this one! Only THREE deaths, annoying teens and an even more annoying kid! Find out what Luke means when he says “This film has a LOT of foam peanuts”!