Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks

Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks episodes

June 18, 2017 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 69 - Two Faces Of Dr. Jeckyll
In an incredible coincidence, the VAULT CREW - Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell cover Hammer's THE TWO FACES OF DR. JECKYLL in episode 69 (dude), a number that symbolically expresses the theme of the movie! WHOAH, MAN! This is also the first BLOOD and CUSHING-FREE Hammer movie - CAN THE FREAKS SURVIVE? You get cheap talk, jaunty music, five-penny whores, opium dens and a snake that seems to kill people off-screen by crushing them with it's own weight! HOW CAN YOU PASS THIS UP? ANSWER - YOU CAN'T!
1 hr 3 min
June 18, 2017 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 69 – Two Faces Of Dr. Jeckyll
In an incredible coincidence, the VAULT CREW – Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell cover Hammer’s THE TWO FACES OF DR. JECKYLL in episode 69 (dude), a number that symbolically expresses the theme of the movie! WHOAH, MAN! This is also the first BLOOD and CUSHING-FREE Hammer movie – CAN THE FREAKS SURVIVE? You get cheap talk, jaunty music, five-penny whores, opium dens and a snake that seems to kill people off-screen by crushing them with it’s own weight! HOW CAN YOU PASS THIS UP? ANSWER – YOU CAN’T!
1 hr 2 min
April 27, 2017 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 68 - Freddy 4 - The Dream Master
Four hosts - THEM JACONETTI BOYS (LUKE & JASON) and CONJOINED CHRIS (TYLER & HONEYWELL) dive into the FOURTH installment of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET - THE DREAM MASTER! Freddy is back to dispense with a mostly likeable crew of UNFORTUNATES! Learn the new meaning of "PIZZA FACE"! SEE Jason the dog PISS FIRE! THRILL to reader mail! DANCE to the dulcet tones of THE FAT BOYS - AND MORE - There's ALWAYS more!
1 hr 45 min
April 27, 2017 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 68 - Freddy 4 - The Dream Master
Four hosts - THEM JACONETTI BOYS (LUKE & JASON) and CONJOINED CHRIS (TYLER & HONEYWELL) dive into the FOURTH installment of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET - THE DREAM MASTER! Freddy is back to dispense with a mostly likeable crew of UNFORTUNATES! Learn the new meaning of "PIZZA FACE"! SEE Jason the dog PISS FIRE! THRILL to reader mail! DANCE to the dulcet tones of THE FAT BOYS - AND MORE - There's ALWAYS more!
1 hr 45 min
April 26, 2017 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 68 – Freddy 4 – The Dream Master
Four hosts – THEM JACONETTI BOYS (LUKE & JASON) and CONJOINED CHRIS (TYLER & HONEYWELL) dive into the FOURTH installment of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET – THE DREAM MASTER! Freddy is back to dispense with a mostly likeable crew of UNFORTUNATES! Learn the new meaning of “PIZZA FACE”! SEE Jason the dog PISS FIRE! THRILL to reader mail! DANCE to the dulcet tones of THE FAT BOYS – AND MORE – There’s ALWAYS more!
1 hr 45 min
March 29, 2017 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 67 - The Mummy
Join the Vault crew - LUKE & JASON JACONETTI and CHRIS TYLER AND HONEYWELL for their THIRD HAMMER HORROR FILM - 1959's THE MUMMY! The gang is back together and BITCHES ARE GOING TO GET STRANGLED! SEE - The world's most DEDICATED STALKER! HEAR - The cries of a man with NO TONGUE! MARVEL - at some of the screens greatest FEZ-WORK! SCREW CLEOPATRA! THIS is how you do a HISTORICAL EGYPTIAN EPIC - with a LIMITED BUDGET!RECORDED IN THE GLORIOUS GORY-RED DIMANZICOLOR© PROCESS!!!
1 hr 26 min
March 29, 2017 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 67 - The Mummy
Join the Vault crew - LUKE & JASON JACONETTI and CHRIS TYLER AND HONEYWELL for their THIRD HAMMER HORROR FILM - 1959's THE MUMMY! The gang is back together and BITCHES ARE GOING TO GET STRANGLED! SEE - The world's most DEDICATED STALKER! HEAR - The cries of a man with NO TONGUE! MARVEL - at some of the screens greatest FEZ-WORK! SCREW CLEOPATRA! THIS is how you do a HISTORICAL EGYPTIAN EPIC - with a LIMITED BUDGET!RECORDED IN THE GLORIOUS GORY-RED DIMANZICOLOR© PROCESS!!!
1 hr 26 min
March 29, 2017 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 67 – The Mummy
Join the Vault crew – LUKE & JASON JACONETTI and CHRIS TYLER AND HONEYWELL for their THIRD HAMMER HORROR FILM – 1959’s THE MUMMY! The gang is back together and BITCHES ARE GOING TO GET STRANGLED! SEE – The world’s most DEDICATED STALKER! HEAR – The cries of a man with NO TONGUE! MARVEL – at some of the screens greatest FEZ-WORK! SCREW CLEOPATRA! THIS is how you do a HISTORICAL EGYPTIAN EPIC – with a LIMITED BUDGET!RECORDED IN THE GLORIOUS GORY-RED DIMANZICOLOR© PROCESS!!!
1 hr 25 min
February 26, 2017 The Vault Of Starwarsing Mothma Bantha Tales Of Vader 66 - Rogue One
In yet ANOTHER TANGENT, The VAULT CREW decide to MESS UP THE FORMAT and review the new Star Wars film! Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke & Jason) and BOTH CHRIS' (Tyler & Honeywell) as they CRY OVER ROBOTS, talk about RAMBO and Art Rambo's Used Cars, test the movie on the "older generation" and generally show you how a bunch of horror fans GEEK OUT to Star Wars. Plus, hey, we ARE also covering Hammer horror movies and this one has got Peter Cushing in it, so it's not REALLY off topic! Also, it's EPISODE 66 - as in ORDER 66! SEE?
1 hr 54 min
February 26, 2017 The Vault Of Starwarsing Mothma Bantha Tales Of Vader 66 - Rogue One
In yet ANOTHER TANGENT, The VAULT CREW decide to MESS UP THE FORMAT and review the new Star Wars film! Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke & Jason) and BOTH CHRIS' (Tyler & Honeywell) as they CRY OVER ROBOTS, talk about RAMBO and Art Rambo's Used Cars, test the movie on the "older generation" and generally show you how a bunch of horror fans GEEK OUT to Star Wars. Plus, hey, we ARE also covering Hammer horror movies and this one has got Peter Cushing in it, so it's not REALLY off topic! Also, it's EPISODE 66 - as in ORDER 66! SEE?
1 hr 54 min