Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks

Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks episodes

February 26, 2017 The Vault Of Starwarsing Mothma Bantha Tales Of Vader 66 – Rogue One
In yet ANOTHER TANGENT, The VAULT CREW decide to MESS UP THE FORMAT and review the new Star Wars film! Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke & Jason) and BOTH CHRIS’ (Tyler & Honeywell) as they CRY OVER ROBOTS, talk about RAMBO and Art Rambo’s Used Cars, test the movie on the “older generation” and generally show you how a bunch of horror fans GEEK OUT to Star Wars. Plus, hey, we ARE also covering Hammer horror movies and this one has got Peter Cushing in it, so it’s not REALLY off topic! Also, it’s EPISODE 66 – as in ORDER 66! SEE?
1 hr 54 min
January 26, 2017 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 65 - Nightmare On Elm Street 3 - Dream Warriors
Freddy's BACK for a third go and THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and THE TWO-HEADED CHRIS (Tyler and Honeywell) are there to HELP YOU THROUGH IT! This one is a BIG STEP UP despite the inclusion of POOR MAN'S BILL MAHER! Pretty much EVERYONE but Jason sings at some point. Chris Tyler WORSHIPS THE FREDDY SNAKE. DOKKEN happens twice. Remember when they told you not to sit too close to the TV because you would ruin your eyes? This is the movie that shows you WHY. Find out hpow the FRANCHISE ENDER ended up being just the beginning!
1 hr 29 min
January 26, 2017 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 65 - Nightmare On Elm Street 3 - Dream Warriors
Freddy's BACK for a third go and THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and THE TWO-HEADED CHRIS (Tyler and Honeywell) are there to HELP YOU THROUGH IT! This one is a BIG STEP UP despite the inclusion of POOR MAN'S BILL MAHER! Pretty much EVERYONE but Jason sings at some point. Chris Tyler WORSHIPS THE FREDDY SNAKE. DOKKEN happens twice. Remember when they told you not to sit too close to the TV because you would ruin your eyes? This is the movie that shows you WHY. Find out hpow the FRANCHISE ENDER ended up being just the beginning!
1 hr 29 min
January 25, 2017 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 65 – Nightmare On Elm Street 3 – Dream Warriors
Freddy’s BACK for a third go and THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and THE TWO-HEADED CHRIS (Tyler and Honeywell) are there to HELP YOU THROUGH IT! This one is a BIG STEP UP despite the inclusion of POOR MAN’S BILL MAHER! Pretty much EVERYONE but Jason sings at some point. Chris Tyler WORSHIPS THE FREDDY SNAKE. DOKKEN happens twice. Remember when they told you not to sit too close to the TV because you would ruin your eyes? This is the movie that shows you WHY. Find out hpow the FRANCHISE ENDER ended up being just the beginning!
1 hr 29 min
December 22, 2016 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 64 - Krampus
HAPPY GHOULETIDE WISHES from the VAULT CREW - Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and Christmas Tyler and Honeywell! In a special HOLIDAY THEMED EPISODE they bring you 2015's KRAMPUS, a nasty little Yuletide LUMP OF COAL for people who like their X-Mas movies with a HAPPY ENDING! NO HAPPY ENDING FOR YOU! IT'S A NOT-SO-WONDERFUL AFTERLIFE!!!!!
1 hr 33 min
December 22, 2016 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 64 – Krampus
HAPPY GHOULETIDE WISHES from the VAULT CREW – Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and Christmas Tyler and Honeywell! In a special HOLIDAY THEMED EPISODE they bring you 2015’s KRAMPUS, a nasty little Yuletide LUMP OF COAL for people who like their X-Mas movies with a HAPPY ENDING! NO HAPPY ENDING FOR YOU! IT’S A NOT-SO-WONDERFUL AFTERLIFE!!!!!
1 hr 32 min
November 27, 2016 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 63 - The Horror Of Dracula
Join your hapless hosts THEM JACONETTI BOYS (LUKE & JASON) and CHRIS TYLER and HONEYWELL for a FANGTACULAR FLUME RIDE - Hammer's THE HORROR OF DRACULA! The boys PUT THE HAMMER DOWN on this classic of low-budget, fast movin' gothic horror! And hey, where else do you get to see Grand Moff Tarkin VS Count Dooku?
1 hr 21 min
November 27, 2016 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 63 - The Horror Of Dracula
Join your hapless hosts THEM JACONETTI BOYS (LUKE & JASON) and CHRIS TYLER and HONEYWELL for a FANGTACULAR FLUME RIDE - Hammer's THE HORROR OF DRACULA! The boys PUT THE HAMMER DOWN on this classic of low-budget, fast movin' gothic horror! And hey, where else do you get to see Grand Moff Tarkin VS Count Dooku?
1 hr 21 min
November 27, 2016 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 63 – The Horror Of Dracula
Join your hapless hosts THEM JACONETTI BOYS (LUKE & JASON) and CHRIS TYLER and HONEYWELL for a FANGTACULAR FLUME RIDE – Hammer’s THE HORROR OF DRACULA! The boys PUT THE HAMMER DOWN on this classic of low-budget, fast movin’ gothic horror! And hey, where else do you get to see Grand Moff Tarkin VS Count Dooku?
1 hr 21 min
October 22, 2016 The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror 61 - Halloween Special 2016
It's a TRICK OR TREAT TRIPLE FEATURE! Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and CONJOINED CHRIS'S (Tyler and Honeywell) for their BLOW-OUT 2016 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! This time we have a Disney short, an 80's heavy metal back-masking nightmare and an honest to Satan horror anthology - ALL WITH THE SAME (more or less) NAME! IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! Spend a dreary evening with the VAULT CREW!
2 hr 15 min