Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks

Welcome back to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and Chris Squared (Tyler and Honeywell) as they cue up the next HAMMER HORROR – THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA starring legendary “EYE SPECIALIST” Herbert Lom! As we all know, when OPERA GOES BAD – the results are never pretty. Also – did you know that if your job is “Rat Catcher”, your life can actually get WORSE? Also – how do you sneak a fully functional full-sized pipe organ into a sewer tunnel? Tune in – where only ONE of those questions is answered!

Before the Superflu, before Swine Flu, before 28 Days Later and BEFORE the remake of itself there was THE CRAZIES! Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke & Jason) and the Woner Chris Twins (Tyler & Honeywell) as they mark the passing of HORROR INNOVATOR GEORGE ROMERO by looking at one of his more ignored films! It’s a SMALL TOWN VS THE GIOVERNMENT VS ACTING kind of movie! See what wonders can be wrought on a $7.54 budget!

Take a Christmas trip to SUNNY FINLAND as the Vault crew – Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke & Jason) and teh Conjoined Chris’ (Tyler & Honeywell) take a look at the family classic RARE EXPORTS! That is, if your family is okay with F-BOMBS and SANTA-GENITALIA! Yes, once again it’s one of THOSE podcasts! Put on your READIN’ GLASSIS, because it’s SUBTITLE TIME! This one has SO MANY of the Vault’s FAVORITE CHRISTMAS THINGS – NAKED SANTAS – KILLER WOLVES – DEAD MOM – SNOW – GINGERBREAD – KIDNAPPINGS and HUMAN TRAFFICKING!HO HO HO!!!!!