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Bekah and Stephen watch SpaceX's rocket come back to port. Bekah finally gets to sing with a band. Starlink is now doing a mailing list. GameMaster Bekah has some weird questions for us to answer.

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Somebody found Forrest Fenn's Treasure!!!! Couples should wear masks while having sex. New TikTok Influencer covers herself in feces to glorify god. We watch Brad's voice over work from one of his classes. September first we will have an asteroid come pretty, pretty, pretty close to Earth.

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Nathan tells us about his night going home after work. Man arrested when a machete fueled sex fantasy goes wrong. SpaceX and NASA launched Bob and Doug into space finally, and Stephen has the video for us. Gamemaster Bekah has some tongue twisters for us.

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We get an update on the NASA/SpaceX astronaut launch, which got scrubbed until Saturday. Then, we shift gears to coming up with new slang terms for female masturbation. Bekah brings a tongue twisting game to finish the show, and much hilarity ensued.

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Brad was attacked by a murder wasp. Jerry is back to finally tell his coronavirus quarantine story. Cate and n Germany makes customers wear stupid hats to enforce social distancing. Twitch gets taken over by a deer. Florida woman kissing random patrons at a bar in Florida and called 911 on the bar for not social distancing. Stephen is excited for Bob and Doug’s launch. John McAfee won’t go on Joe Rogan’s show for some odd reason.

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Nathan and Patrick taste test The Military Special. China launches bird drones. Man arrested for camping in coronavirus infested Disney world. Bekah finds some reviews of a psychic that draws an image of your soulmate, and Bekah has her results. Beachgoers left 13000 pounds of trash in Cocoa Beach on reopening day. SpaceX put a simulator out where you can dock the dragon in space on your phone. Elon Musk opens Tesla plant early and now the county says it’s ok. Woman wants her money back from Burger King as its on fire. We git a special message from Jerry F***ing Kennedy!!!

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Elon Musk reveals his baby’s name. NASA will be doing their first human launch in 9 years using one of SpaceX’s Dragon spacecrafts. Dave finds out what’s the normal amount for pooping. Nathan reminds of us of a time of another pandemic while America was still thriving. Is the media staging COVID-19 for ratings? Texas woman was jailed for not shutting down salon during pandemic.

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We have an voicemail from Jerry about the COVID Test. Elon Musk's twitter got hacked by Trump?! We watch the fastest exorcism ever. We watch a video of a turkey being released onto the highway and immediately being ran over. We scroll through Google Funny News to find something Non-COVID related. Harambe's sperm lives on. Pentagon releases UFO videos.

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Nathan shows us a cunnilingus device. We watch the craziest thing that has happened in a person backyard. Birds Aren't Real Spokesperson sets the record straight about what's really happening during the Coronavirus pandemic. Cyber attack steals data through fan vibration. There are now 420 Starlink Satellites in orbit. De Blasio’s social distancing tip line flooded with penis photos and Hitler memes.

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