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Brad gets a bidet to combat for the lack of toilet paper. Jerry joins us tells us how he's been dealing with quarantining from Coronavirus. Nathan got the new Final Fantasy 7 remake. Disney Plus edits a scene from Splash poorly. Car dealership in hot water after how they treated a pizza delivery guy. NASA found a planet like Earth that's called Kepler-1649C and it's just 300 light years away.

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Dave tells us to keep that social distancing going. We take a look at some ridiculous protection that people have created to try to protect themselves for COVID-19. Apparently it's not ok for people to eat healthy during the Coronavirus Pandemic because it's traumatizing to obese people according to Dr. Darcy. Kenneth Copeland blows away COVID-19 using the wind of God. NASA is bringing back their old school logo. Check this video out as well https://youtu.be/lGC5sGdz4kg .

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We tried to talk about things other than COVID-19, but fail miserably.

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We discuss some more Coronavirus. Talk about Madonna's weird video. Belgium bans non-essential group sex. Out of work strippers are now doing a new food delivery service called Boober Eats. Man dies after ingesting chloroquine in an attempt to prevent coronavirus.

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We talk about what to do during these times. Dave teaches us how to your wipe your butt. Bekah and Stephen have a Wasslin story. Brad got to visit Kennedy Space Center after hours. New species of chlamydia was discovered under the Arctic ocean.

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Stephen films some sonic boom ASMR from Falcon9 returning to earth. 38% of Americans refuse to drink Corona due to the fear of Coronavirus. How have polyamorous relationships been affected from the Coronavirus? Alex Jones says his toothpaste kills Coronavirus. NASA is going to the asteroid Psyche. We got some MadLibs.

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We get Faygo from our Number 1 Super Fan of the show, Joe. Finland spends 2.5 million dollars to help stop rape. Frantz Beldorin, a Florida Hospital worker, got arrested for sucking on some old ladies toes. Bekah goes over different fetishes. Preacher gives sermon about masterbating. Thomas Stemen was injecting people with his semen via syringe. NASA is baffled after UFO was following ISS.

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We remember Mad Mike Hughes due to his recent passing. GameMaster Bekah makes it back. Boyfriend wears wedding dress and girlfriend realizes she wanted less dress and more of flannel shirts. Elon Musk and Grimes will be referring to their baby with gender pronoun, "They," until the baby decides what gender it wants to be.

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Brad gives an update for the Philips Light debacle. We watch the controversial video between man and woman on the plane and we gives our thought. Birds are shrinking due to climate change. Space Adventures teams up with SpaceX and Boeing to organize flights for anybody to go to space. We watch a creepy Korean TV show that reunites a mother with her recently deceased daughter through VR. Stephen gets his media accreditation for SpaceX's next launch.

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Brad goes on about the difficulty of not having to use his smart speaker to turn on his lights. Nathan announces the Super Fan Scott is taking us to an ICP concert. Man leads police through high speed chase through Kennedy Space Center. Man gets caught bringing 200 dead birds in a suitcase from China. We play with Siri for a bit.

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