1) 15 mins on the state of my standup career 12 yrs in

2) women should not take hormonal birth control

1) Pilgrims > indians

2) 4chan penis hammock

3) locker room etiquette & regrets

1) bagel economy

2) I'm gifted & talented

3) teachers micro-dosing shrooms

1) how is anyone surviving economically?

2) SpongeBob SquarePants urine

3) negotiating for my kidney

did Ella Knox retire?

2) Don't tell your priest you masturbate

3) Was i born to be a wordsmith for a Only Fans creator?

1) Idea for getting out of babysitting responsibilities

2) cops and their lattes

3) babe sports reporters are boinking athletes - right?

1) Running for political office is annoying

20 Kid Rock as WWII general

3) So you want to be a brat?

1) Ranking hotness of female team sports

2) co-worker funeral attendance policy

3) fetish want ads

1) Breast implant illness

2) I got caught with binoculars at Marriott

3) what's a cuck to do when he busts early & his lady/bull are still going

1) Camsoda is where lovemaking goes to die

2) show your face you gutless smut

3) walking outside for the first time in 5 yrs