1) Gas station dick pills

2) threesome at the brothel

1) Autistic neighbor wants my cat

2) Breakup text message etiquette

1) MAGA cis male can't do a single pull-up

2) 6th grader can't get a pencil

1) Does your spouse have snapchat?

2) Prepping for a goon session

1) Are you a shallow dater?

2) She needs a dick between those tits

1) Would you sniff my feet?

2) where to dispose of 100s of shoes?

1) Trucker honks at kid

2) 500 day of semen retention

1) Breastfeeding in 1690

2) Hyper sexual autistic can't find a babe

1) Lollipops

2) NYC skylines

3) Security guards standing up

1) My therapist was drunk during our session (allegedly)

2) Roommates think he's taunting them with his Dirk Diggler piece