Verbal Warning

This week on Verbal Warning, we open the files that probably shouldn’t be opened.

We kick things off with the age gap debate between me and Josh — is it wisdom vs youth, or just two blokes at different stages of cooked? Somehow that spirals into a 40-minute deep dive of Dylan and Josh going at it properly… the kind of chat where you forget the mics are even on.

We revisit the legend of McLeod’s Daughters and Gabe’s unexpected connection — because apparently rural TV drama still has a chokehold on this podcast.

Then things get weird.

We break down the Bigfoot situation — including “allocated video” evidence pulled from photos that may or may not prove anything at all. Is it real? Is it cooked? Or are we just too far gone?

Important social question of the week:

Can you wear jeans to an engagement party?

We settle it. Properly.

Petrol prices are skyrocketing, and we’re starting to feel like we’re living in Mad Max. If fuel keeps climbing, the ute’s getting traded for a horse.

And finally… we ask the real question:

Where is the old Josh?

Has success changed him?

Has responsibility ruined him?

Or do we need to bring him back?

All that, plus the usual chaos.

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This week on the Verbal Warning Podcast, Josh and Dylan take the chaos south with a wild trip to Denmark that almost turned into a real-life survival story. What was meant to be a chilled birthday camp getaway quickly escalated when Josh and a couple of mates got caught in a rip — proving once again that the boys can’t go anywhere without creating absolute content.

It’s Josh’s birthday episode, so naturally things get loose. Expect questionable stories, zero safety planning, and the lads attempting to sing Happy Birthday in German (with… mixed success). Between laughs and near-death beach moments, the boys reflect on getting older, bad decisions, and why camping trips always end up more cooked than planned.

Meanwhile Dylan dives into a classic “what could’ve been” moment — explaining how he could’ve had an ag science degree by now if he’d stepped out of his comfort zone… but didn’t. A little existential, a lot funny, and very on-brand for the podcast’s usual honesty mixed with chaos.

And if that wasn’t enough, Dylan swears he spotted Catman roaming the wild while driving his FG Falcon — because every good Aussie story needs at least one completely unbelievable sighting.

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This week on Verbal Warning, what starts as a simple story from one of Dylan’s mates quickly spirals into something way bigger than expected. You know those “this happened this afternoon” stories that should’ve stayed casual? Yeah… this wasn’t one of them.

From there, things escalate into a full-blown debate that nearly tears the studio apart: John Wick vs The Punisher (TV version). Tactical breakdowns. Gunfight scenarios. Close-quarters chaos. Who actually walks away if there are no rules? We dive into the feats, the mentality, the endurance, and the pure violence of both characters — and the answers aren’t as simple as you think.

Of course, it wouldn’t be Verbal Warning without the usual general nonsense, questionable takes, and laughs that probably should’ve been cut (but weren’t). There’s heated arguments, wild hypotheticals, and a moment from this afternoon that genuinely caught us off guard.

Precision assassin vs relentless war machine.

A mate’s story that escalated fast.

And three blokes who probably shouldn’t have microphones.

You’ve been warned.

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SLAM POETRY!!!

A good chat about some of the not so nice people that were in the Epstein files and the usual antics we get up to

This week on Verbal Warning, we dive headfirst into the iconic Aussie world of McLeod’s Daughters — from station life and shearing sheds to learning what it actually takes to survive on the land.

We get weirdly invested in agricultural farming, talk about whether we’d last a single day working a station, and break down what makes the show such a certified Aussie classic. Along the way, the legendary Down Under makes an appearance, setting the mood for peak national pride.

Expect stories about farm work, questionable career inspiration, and the usual general shit talk as we bounce between rural dreams and real-world chaos.

It’s part nostalgia trip, part farming documentary, and part absolute nonsense — just how we like it.

Strap in, legends.

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All right, buckle up! In this episode, Josh decides it’s time to flee the nest—maybe he’s running from his cardboard boxes or maybe just from Dylan’s jokes. While he’s loading up the ute, we go on a turbo-charged rant about cars that would make a revhead proud. Then, just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder, we befriend Grok, the AI overlord—who may or may not be plotting to replace us. It’s part moving day, part garage chat, and part existential crisis—with laughs all the way!

in this episode we talk about some of our past episodes and maybe a couple out of pocket things that were said on them and a list of several other things but most importantly we discuss a small delay in a big surprise we have for you all!!!

This week on Verbal Warning, the boys gleefully toe — and probably vault — over every line they can find. Josh and Dylan dive into the latest Logan Paul controversy, unpack some truly questionable dark-humour jokes, and spiral into their usual unhinged general shit talk that only gets worse the longer the mics are on.

They also tease some big plans for what they’re filming this Friday — something chaotic, ambitious, and very on-brand. Whatever’s coming, you can bet it won’t be tame.

This week on Verbal Warning, things get a little… doozy.

Dylan absolutely sends it and gets drunk early, setting the tone for a loose, unfiltered episode from the jump. While the beers are flowing, Josh takes a left turn into life chat — big thoughts, real moments, and the kind of conversations that only happen mid-episode when no one planned for them.

The boys also break down Summernats, talk about the Verbal Warning Japan Special, and give a proper stand-up tribute for Doozy. Somewhere in between all that is the usual chaos: general shit talk, side tangents, and the kind of nonsense that probably should’ve been cut… but wasn’t.

Unstructured. Honest. Cooked.

Just how we like it.

This week on the podcast, we’re kicking off the new year with a bit of vineyard chaos. We went on our first-ever wine tour, and let’s just say Josh got a little too into the tasting. We’ve dubbed it the “Vineyard Saga” (yep, vineyard style), and it’s a wild ride from start to finish.

We also chat about what’s going on in Venezuela (with Josh filling me in), give a nod to Vinland Saga Season 3, and then dive into the full story of how our weekend turned into a saga of its own. Picture this: I’m running on three hours of sleep, we’re juggling motorbike rides and club nights, and I end up basically babysitting Josh through his vino-fueled antics at the vineyard.

It’s a messy, funny, and very “us” start to the year. Enjoy the chaos!