Verbal Warning

Verbal Warning

By Dylan , Josh, TristanComedy
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Verbal Warning episodes

  • AL gets dumber gemini wins

    Verbal Warning is back and this one’s got everything — Christmas carnage, meme wisdom, existential power-ups, and a near-career-ending feud with AI itself.


    The episode opens with the boys addressing the elephant in the room: their heated argument with Al the AI Guy. Miscommunication, verbal skids, and emotional damage were exchanged — but no AI feelings were permanently harmed in the making of this podcast.


    From there, they jump straight into Meme Review 2025, dissecting the internet’s most cooked moments from the year like true meme sommeliers. Nothing is sacred, everything is rated, and the cringe is chef-kissed.


    Next up, the Christmas Recap: eggnog, gifts, fitness delusions, and an absolute breakdown of who peaked hardest over the holidays.


    But the real twist? One night this week, Dylan snapped into full Majin mindset.

    Standing in the rain, spiritually powering up like Vegeta, he suddenly unlocked the mentality of:

    “I actually don’t give a f** anymore.”*


    The result?

    More confidence.

    More aura.

    Less hesitation.

    Maximum Mullet-Saiyan energy.


    And Josh? He was there for it. Supporting it. Shake-and-bake-ing it.


    It’s not just an episode — it’s character development.


    Welcome to Verbal Warning.

    The only podcast brave enough to roast AI, review memes, and go Super Saiyan emotionally, all before New Year’s.

    58 min
  • Merry Christmas special (Holly Jolly Joy)

    This week the boys unwrap their most unhinged Christmas episode yet.

    Armed with eggnog, questionable decisions, and holiday spirit, Dylan and Josh kick things off by sampling eggnog like seasoned bartenders who absolutely are not seasoned bartenders. Creamy? Yes. Strong? Also yes. A little too festive? Possibly.


    The lads then dive into present-giving glory — surprise gifts, actual good gifts, and one or two gifts that make you wonder if the receipt was lost on purpose. From mystery boxes to nostalgic throwbacks, the Christmas haul was elite, chaotic, and borderline Super Saiyan.


    Speaking of Super Saiyan… the boys reveal their 2026 fitness arc: holiday bulk, gym redemption, and goals that would make Vegeta proud. They talk gains, harp on discipline for about 45 seconds, and immediately vow to hit the gym harder than a power skid in a red ute. New year, same idiots, bigger biceps.


    Christmas lights, protein shakes, and the juice.

    It’s the Verbal Warning festive special — no rules, no warnings, just vibes.


    Merry cooked-mas, legends.

    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 23.

    This week on Verbal Warning, the boys start things off on a serious note, sharing their thoughts on the Bondi tragedy and taking a moment to acknowledge what happened before easing into the episode.


    From there, it’s business as usual — Dylan and Josh dive head-first into a full debrief of their weekends, unpacking questionable decisions, loose behaviour, and the kind of stories that only seem to happen once the microphones are off… or on.


    As always, it’s honest chats, dumb laughs, and plenty of chaos as the boys work their way from heavy topics straight back into classic Verbal Warning territory.

    49 min
  • Last Call

    When the clock hits Last Call, the beers are flowing and the filters are off. In this segment, the boys do what they do best — fill their bellies with beer, talk absolute nonsense, and let the conversation drift wherever it wants.


    This time around, a few too many drinks leads straight into a proper chat about the Verbal Warning Patreon — what it is, why we launched it, and what listeners can expect if they jump in. More content, more behind-the-scenes chaos, and even less editing than usual.


    No structure. No rules. Just mates, microphones, and the kind of talk that only happens when the pub lights are about to come on.


    Welcome to Last Call.

    51 min
  • A New Listener Appears

    This week the boys return with a chaotic debrief of their weekends — and things get very Verbal Warning.


    Dylan kicks things off with the full story of his big Friday night out: making a brand-new mate on Instagram at Paramount, following him straight from the Verbal Warning account like a true ambassador, and plugging the podcast to an entire 21st party all night long. Networking? No. Verbal Working.


    Josh breaks down what happened on his weekend, because of course he reckons his was just as cooked. From questionable choices to quality yarns, the lads compare notes on who truly lived the most feral life.


    The boys also chat about launching the official Verbal Warning Patreon — more content, bonus episodes, behind-the-scenes chaos, and a big new surprise dropping this Sunday.


    Plus a hard-hitting philosophical question:

    If kids grow up watching anime, can they eventually understand the Japanese audio without subtitles?

    Dylan and Josh give it a crack… and Al the AI Guy joins in to settle the debate with questionable wisdom.


    A funny, loose, very on-brand episode you don’t want to miss

    46 min
  • Dad Lore

    Episode 20 goes off the rails fast.

    The boys crack open some long-buried Dad Lore, debate whether non-binary insurance is the cheat code of adulthood, show off their fresh studio upgrade, and drift into high-grade general shit talk like only Dylan and Josh can.


    Oh—Dylan’s also bought himself a blues harp, so brace yourself for the most questionable harmonica debut in podcast history.


    Tune in, buckle up, and send your insurance premiums our condolences.

    1 hr 9 min
  • Dad Lore

    Episode 20 goes off the rails fast.

    The boys crack open some long-buried Dad Lore, debate whether non-binary insurance is the cheat code of adulthood, show off their fresh studio upgrade, and drift into high-grade general shit talk like only Dylan and Josh can.


    Oh—Dylan’s also bought himself a blues harp, so brace yourself for the most questionable harmonica debut in podcast history.


    Tune in, buckle up, and send your insurance premiums our condolences.

    1 hr 9 min
  • My brother!!!!

    in this weeks episode we get a special guest on

    Josh's brother

    we talk about all kinds of topics and you might find yourself wondering just how good the WA wave really is

    hope you enjoy this weeks episode

    love, Dylan and Josh

    55 min
  • The meaning of life

    This week on Verbal Warning, the boys dive straight into cinematic warfare with the long-awaited showdown: Shaun of the Dead vs Dune. One’s got zombies and Cornettos, the other’s got sand and spice — but only one can walk out victorious, and Josh and Dylan are brutally honest about the results.


    From there, the chaos kicks off as the boys unpack the legendary night Rodrick managed to throw a “fire party”… without a single drop of alcohol. How? Why? Should it even count as a party? The answers are as cooked as the story itself.


    The nostalgia continues with a trip back into Super Mario 2, the weirdest fever-dream entry in the franchise, and somehow it all ties perfectly into Dylan revealing the moment he snapped his brother’s Nintendo DS clean in half — a tale of rage, guilt, sibling warfare, and pure DS-era chaos.


    It’s a rollercoaster of movies, memories, parties gone wrong, and classic Verbal Warning idiocy.

    Tune in for laughs, yarns, and the usual questionable life choices.

    1 hr 1 min
  • Spice Zombies and the Juice

    This week on Verbal Warning, Josh and Dylan detour straight into madness as Dylan unloads his latest rant about Sora 2, Kingdom Hearts lore, and why every sequel feels like it was written during a fever dream. Meanwhile, Josh cops a fine that spirals into a full forensic investigation of Aussie road rules, speed cameras, and why the universe refuses to let him live in peace.


    But it doesn’t stop there—because the boys also discover the pure cinematic sorcery of D-Box seats, and somehow morph that into a discussion about Back to the Future, alternate timelines, and what their lives would look like if they could time-travel back to stop Josh from making just one stupid decision.


    It’s chaotic, nerdy, and aggressively off-topic—exactly the way a Verbal Warning episode should be.

    Strap in, because this one shakes harder than a D-Box chair on max settings.

    1 hr 14 min

About Verbal Warning

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Three Australian men. No qualifications. infinite self-assurance. Workplace tales, weekend mishaps, online gibberish, current affairs, conspiracy theories, and everyday turmoil in Australia come together in the weekly podcast Verbal Warning.