Verbal Yeet Machine

Verbal Yeet Machine

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Verbal Yeet Machine episodes

  • VYM Episode 11: Noodling for Grandmas
    From Meat Crumbles to which historical figure we would like to see in a professional wrestling match, this episode really sums up how this year had been. We hope everyone has a great New Year, and hope you stick with those pesky resolutions! As always, if you want your What-Ifs or crazy Hypotheticals on the show, then send them to [email protected] and we will put them in the show! Also follow our Twitter, @VerbalYeet for a wild ride! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!
    1 hr 4 min
  • VYM Episode 10: Robot Nazi Santa Alan Feat. The Nervous Boys
    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! We brought some friends in from down the street to help us answer some holiday hypotheticals! We go from who would win, Krampus, or Santa? To wondering elves shit out toys. As always, the episode is all over the place, but we hope you have a good time. Also make sure to follow us and The Nervous Boys on Twitter, @VerbalYeet, and @BoysNervous. Also if you would like any of your what-if questions on the show, make sure to send them to [email protected]. Lastly, a rate and review on wherever you download our podcast would be greatly appreciated. And as always, Go Rip Yourself a New One!
    1 hr 9 min
  • VYM Episode 9: The Bayblade Earth Theory
    We really "let it rip" in this episode. This episode also starts out with our first ever email entry! Woohoo!! However, there is a lot of spider talk in the beginning there so just a warning with anyone with a fear of spiders. Anyway, this episode deals with a little something for everyone, we go from talking about horses with eight legs to Harry Potter in just over an hour! If you would like one of your crazy thoughts immortalized on this podcast, you can send them to [email protected] and we will put them in the show! Also, you can follow us on twitter and submit them there as well, @VerbalYeet! and Lastly, make sure to rate and review us wherever you listen, it helps us out a lot. And as always, Rip Yourself A New One!
    1 hr 9 min
  • VYM Episode 8: Ski-Ball Jeremy and Velveeta El Dorado
    This episode is unusually loud, but hey we were passionate about questions like what if there were just flavored air snacks in the future, or who in your family would win in a fight? Make sure to follow, rate, and review our episodes, it would be much appreciated! Also if you have a question for us to answer, make sure to send it to [email protected] and follow us on twitter @VerbalYeet! and as always, Rip Yourself a New One!
    1 hr 9 min
  • VYM Episode 7: The Seven Deadly Birds: The Devil's Feast
    Happy belated Thanksgiving everyone! This episode is, rightfully, FULL OF BIRD TALK!! From what different birds mean when you eat them, to what turkeys would wear into battle! If you would like one of your hypotheticals to be on the show make sure to email them to [email protected] and we will make sure to put them in! Also, you can follow us on twitter @VerbalYeet. Also, a rate, review, and follow from you on wherever you are listening would be greatly appreciated! And finally, Go Rip Yourself a New One!
    1 hr 8 min
  • VYM Episode 6: Sonic Butt Plugs and Panera Bread
    This is definitely our horniest and most hungover episode to date and we hit some crazy topics like company-sponsored sex toys, and what if humans shit out eggs instead of feces. What I am trying to say is that this episode is not for the faint of heart. But hey, if you actually liked what you heard here today, then give us a rate and a review on apple podcasts and subscribe to us on whatever platform you use, it would really help us out! Also if your brains have any weird what-if questions, send them on to [email protected] and they might make it into the show!
    1 hr 10 min
  • VYM Episode 5: THE ULTIMATE BEING
    From talking Digimon to arguing for too long about what fruit spread is better, to bringing an unholy abomination to life in our respective mindscapes, this episode is a doozy! If you have any suggestions for crazy hypotheticals we would love to hear them! Just send them to [email protected] and they might make it onto the show!
    1 hr 14 min
  • VYM Episode 4: Georgebert Godfried's Iambic Pentameter Riddles
    This episode starts off with a whole lot of Big Oatmeal Energy (BOE) and only gets crazier from there! We talk about what different body parts we would change, or if there was an all-powerful Gilbert Godfried that knew all and told all and a lot more random tangents! If you liked what you heard please give us a rate and a review and follow us on whatever platform you listen on to let you know when new episodes come up! Also, you can email us [email protected] if you would like to pose any wacky or zany queries to us.
    1 hr 9 min
  • VYM Episode 3: Puff the Magic Dragon: Origins
    From hand taste buds on our hands to wondering what it would be like if zits had powdered sugar in them instead of puss, this episode goes...a number of places. If you enjoyed what you heard this week, make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! If you have any hypotheticals that you would like to see on the show, then send them to [email protected] with your name or a cool name that you would like to be called.
    57 min
  • VYM Episode 2: Living in Ryan Reynolds Ass-Cleft
    We have come back with a vengeance in this episode, coming at you with tough questions like, What if Whales shit gold? or What if you got bigger as you got more popular? There are so many more but I can't tell you all of them, otherwise what's the point of listening to the dang episode? As usual, give us a rating and a review if you'd be so kind, and if you ever want to contact us you can send us an email at [email protected] and if you want to get updates just follow us on twitter @VerbalYeet.
    1 hr 7 min

About Verbal Yeet Machine

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Matt Welch and Nat Morgan face the crazy and messed up hypotheticals that their brains create throughout the week and talk about them every Sunday. Listeners can also send in their own crazy…