Marcus got married, Tim did it to him, and Tommy was there too. He ran away in the middle of it. Everyone say congrats!

Marcus tells the boys about the benefits of hypnotism. Even in the face of complete and utter insomnia, there is always a silver lining. In this case the silver lining is just to figure it out, but that's not really the point.

The boys reveal the magic of the podcast: it's all done in one take. Always, no cuts, no exceptions. Pretty much anyway.

Niiiiiicccceeeee!

Time moves by in the blink of an eye. Before you know it, you'll wake up one day and it will be the future and you'll be dead. Today is that day. Well, you aren't dead, but it is the future. It's a future episode, baby!

We have something to tell you. We're sorry it's taken us so long.

We've got the best minds on this one. Well, it's just the three boys. But they are putting some extra think juice in their noggins to determine what the afterlife is like in purgatory and Hell.

Versus has a formula, and the boys know it. One of them will plant a comedy seed to love and nurture, and the other two will come in and take a big dookie on it. But that's just funny, Baby!

With their goals for the new year already achieved, the boys are feeling pretty accomplished. Also, Tim is allergic to losers, and Marcus refuses to admit to his poor aim.

It's the new year, folks! And the boys have some new year resolutions that they need to accomplish. Some of them seem a little impractical, but you just have to believe in yourself.