It's the holidays! And these winter time boys are ready to celebrate with some Christmas goofs. Also, Tommy hates Christmas music so GETT'EM BOYS!

Tim hates Mountain Dew, I guess? Marcus and Tommy attempt to find a flavor profile that is just right for Tim, and everyone else.

It's time for some new bits! Marcus and Tim put on their lab coats and put some jokes in beakers for distillation.

Tim has all the juicy deets on how to capitalize on the Neopets economy. Marcus and Tommy are having absolutely none of it.

Marcus is absent, but thankfully, Max Nolan Young eagerly fills in. Tommy, Tim, and Max fills us in on Marcus's adventures while away.

The boys try their best to decipher what exactly "biggle" would be. A sandwich? A cured meat? A desert? Also: Mordecai and Rigby vs. Beavis and Butthead! Doubling Gorilla! Florida Man! Mary Poppins vs. Aslan!

Tommy proposes an interesting conundrum: F*ck, marry, kill - Rock, Paper, Scissors. Who is of the earth? Who has the best fashion sense? Who would put their pud in scissors? Also: Han and Chewy vs. Jack Sparrow! What If Zone! Vanellope Von Schweetz vs. Speed Racer! Jock & Nerd vs. Goth & Prep!

Marcus teaches us a little bit about the origins of the heart shape. Maybe we could use a new twist on it. Also: Walt and Jesse vs. Rick and Morty! Goose vs. Bikini Bottom! Shitema! Wreck-It-Ralph vs. Shrek! Twitch vs. A 6 year old! Beyonce vs. Kanye!

Marcus is getting back into fanfiction and Tim does the honors of reading an excerpt. Damn, we should write a book! Also: Seven Deadly Sins vs. Survivor! Wiggles vs. Muppets! Dark Ages Reddit vs. Dystopian Twitter!

Tommy describes a pristine utopia, but I think its just prison? Yeah, yeah. Now that I think about it, definitely prison. Also: Taco vs. Grilled Cheese! Hand or Hat! Florida Man! Spider-Men vs. Batmen!