V'Ger Please!

You podcast heroes shed a single manly tear as they watch "Homestead"! While Neelix has his Senior Week moment, we see the forbidden from the mouth of babes, that apparently the Borg are so weak they even get beat by nomad Talaxians, and an honest reflection on what made the Space Rat our favorite character.

Prepare the Space Peyote and fire up the Native band because our favorite Dream Warrior saddles up for one last star turn in "Natural Law". We get a turd straight from the Season Two writers room, with the added 'bonus' of Seven of Nine tripping over her heels.

Your podcast heroes say goodnight to the sweet prince when thy watch "Friendship One"! We watch as the writers put poor Joe Carey on the most obvious express lane to red shirt territory in all of Trek history while the gang tries to raid a Fallout 3 Raider hideout. It goes poorly, but the episode is kinda rad.

Your podcast heroes accept the charges and review "Author, Author"! The writers manage to dump about seven or eight plots on us as the crew manages the sweet new Barclay Facetime App. Is the EMH a real boy? Does Seven's aunt have a warm plate of cookies waiting for her? Did Maquis call their lawyers?

From the depths of early season garbage comes the sequel no one wanted and you didn't ask for - "Q2"! We try our best to talk about this episode in a way that does not fill our you with dread, misery, and lots of jokes about an extra greasy John de Lancie. (Narrator: They failed.)

Your podcast heroes bask in the fully operational glory of Jeri Ryan in a red dress as we review "Human Error". Seven of Nine re-activates her World of Warcraft account and gets just a little too involved in that RP server as she tries to become a real girl. Meanwhile, her coworkers are kinda jerks, but then again she did shoot at them a lot.

It's a jailbreak within a jailbreak as we review "Workforce, Part 2". There are good cops, bad doctors, effective detective work, shootouts, and more...all to serve the greatest betrayal of all time.

We get a front row seat to Kathy J getting to live her best life in "Workforce". We observe as the Captain trades her pips to punch a clock at the power plant, finds a great Silver Fox to shack up with, and burns another roast. Meanwhile, a pretty good episode takes place behind her!

Voyager finds out who runs Barter Town when they wind up in "The Void"! We get those major Babylon 5 vibes as Janeway pairs together he two favorite things - diplomacy and bad decision making! Also the Doctor teaches Techno.

Voyager pulls up along side a generational Klingon party bus and hyjinks ensue as your podcast heroes review "Prophecy". What happens when a band of heavy metal samurai have a case of the West Virginia's and they think B'Elanna's baby is Jesus? Meanwhile, Neelix arrives at the moment he trained his whole life for, and we are here for it.