V'Ger Please!

Your podcast heroes shift into high gear as they watch Voyager's attempt at chariot racing with "Drive"! We watch as the galaxy's worst match try and fix their dysfunctional relationship with marriage! This never works! Please do not do this!

Sometimes, it's the good ones that are the hardest to talk about...and that is the case this week as we review "Imperfection"! Your podcast heroes try and find different ways to say 'yes they sure did act real good there' while speculating what is in Seven of Nine's secret shakes.

Your podcast heroes begin the final leg of the journey home as they review "Unimatrix Zero, Part II" and remain entirely unimpressed by everything they are seeing. Tuvok forgets the change the passwords, B'Elanna gets slapped out of the episode, and the Borg are reduced to a trivial annoyance. It's terrible!

Your podcast heroes breath a big sigh of relief as they put a bow on Season Six of Star Trek: Voyager and hand out their patent end-of-season awards! While Season Sucks really was the worst, it wasn't all bad. We go through all the high, the lows, the weakest you-know-what...all the classics, just for you!

Your podcast heroes winding road through Season Sucks finally draws to a close with "Unimatrix Zero, Part 1"! We explore the occasional high but mostly the lows of this season ending entry, wonder how the writers missed on putting Seven's dad in this, and explain to the audience how horny Second Life really is.

For the consideration of the Midnight Society its a review of "The Haunting of Deck Twelve!" This decent-ish episode is filled with all kinds of spooky stories, chair assaults by D&D Wizards, and Shocky, the Voyager crew member we should have had but never got.

Your podcast heroes consume the maximum amount of Picardo that your doctor can prescribe as they review "Life Line"! It's some hot Robert-on-Robert action as the EMH comes to cure his sort-of Dad as our favorite TNG guest stars grab the popcorn to watch.

Your podcast heroes celebrate unironically the return of their favorite character in "Fury" and then, you know, immediately despair about what a terrible episode they gave her to come back to. Don't worry though, we give this one the quick, quality re-write that would make any Space Euripides proud!

Your podcast heroes return with a review of "Muse", the episode where Space Euripides gets a new secret girlfriend who is very angry and also a Klingon. Witness a decent episode filled with B'Elanna giving zero care for the Prime Directive and a heaping helping of writer self insert commentary.

Previously only available to our Patreon subscribers, enjoy Joseph and Peter's review of Season 1 of Lower Decks! Does the fandom power of the best Trek Twitter account combined with Discount Rick and Morty animation actually make for a good show? Turns out the answer is yes....eventually.