V'Ger Please!

Your podcast heroes call in help from The Land Down Under to tackle the biggest holodeck turkey of them all – "Fair Haven"! Listen as Joseph and Peter get the assist from Tarran and Mike from Hail and Well Met as they discuss Janeway's modded saves, the disgusting nature of Irish cooking, and the fine art of making your boss a custom boyfriend.

At last, The Broccoli Man makes a triumphant return as we watch "Pathfinder". As one of our favorite Trek characters battles his holo-demons, we realize that we are just watching TNG episode with some Voyager character in it. You won't catch us complaining!

The resident Borg finally digs too greedily and too deep in "The Voyager Conspiracy". When Seven of Nine comes out the other end jabbering that the moon landing was faked and trying to sell something called 'Super Male Vitality' will Janeway and Chuck O'Tay turn on each other for no reason? Of course they will!

"Why do we argue? Life's so fragile, a successful virus clinging to a speck of mud, suspended in endless nothing."

You know what else is suspended in an endless nothing? Season Six of Voyager, and the episode "One Small Step"! Listen to our despair and behold a greater truth!

The Voyager Gang gets up to more wacky hijinks as we review "Dragon's Teeth"! As we wonder if Trash Bag Tom will accidentally get the crew hooked on crack cocaine, witness the ultimate manifestation of Voyager getting bad Delta Nextdoor rep.

The Truth Is Out There as Voyager teams up with Space Fox Mulder in "Riddles" the Tuvix sequel you never wanted. Is this episode 'good-ish', noble in its attempt to further the Snarf-Tuvok bromance? Or is it garbage where Tim Russ does the thing Robert Downey Jr. always warns you not to do?

Your podcast heroes console themselves in the knowledge they have better friends in their lives than Tom Paris ever did as they review "Alice". It's a ripoff of a Stephen King novel and its stupid as hell, but that's our jam!

Your podcast heroes do a deep dive on 'bizzaro Galaxy Quest' - better known to you as "Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy". We examine why the Voyager writers direct their dislike of Trek fans into literal fat neckbeard Doctor Who aliens who say 'acktualy' while geeking out, and enjoy an episode filled with butt touching.

Your podcast heroes are subjected to a heaping helping of Klingon mysticism as they partake of "Barge of the Damned", RDM's final Voyager entry. It's déjà vu all over again as we get our 5th or 6th episode about B'Elanna not liking being Klingon. How many times do we have to do this? Is this our podcast hell?

The Voyager Party Bus rolls up to the Good Times Space Station for some fun open house pizza parties, but suddenly Seven of Nine's embarrassing friends from Borg Camp drop in! Stay with us as we discuss character growth, more Ron Moore, and Voyager's history of near misses.