V'Ger Please!

A-koo-chee-moya to us all as we grab our flutes and hand vibrators for another ride on the Chuck O'Tay Backstory Train to Oblivion. Everyone's favorite pacifist terrorist is using his Dream Warrior powers once again ... and its terrible!

Experience Peter's raw anger in its most pure form as he conveys his feelings about "Course: Oblivion", all while Joseph eats popcorn and reminds him of his pain. Is director Anson Williams the most masochistic Trek person? Did we secretly watch a PG Saw movie? It's painful…but is it great?

Enjoy this audio replay of this week's livestream! We dive deep on Voyager Season 5, who the best crew member is based on friendship ability, and wonder who the heck Lower Decks is really for.

Harry Kim gets to swap spit with the epitome of the '90's Scifi Hottie' as we head boldly into our review of "The Disease"! Your podcast heroes discover how bad Garrett Wang can be as we hear about all the Starfleet regulations that were invented in the wake of Will Riker's Alpha Quadrant potency.

Your heroes tackle "Dark Frontier" - one of the most pivotal and divisive episodes of Voyager's run. In a supersized episode we discuss everything wrong with the Hansen parenting choices, the degradation of the Borg into C-tier villains, and the appearance of the new Clownshoes Queen. It's a supersized episode, because so were our takes!

That guy who does all the best video game narrations helps Seven of Nine hunt an evil (?) space whale in "Bliss"! When the Trap Queen does what shes does best, it's up to the cyborg to shoot up her workplace and team up with an annoying child to save the day! It's mostly fine I guess!

Voyager suffers the astonishing and rare loss of a shuttlecraft as it provides "Gravity", the episode that Interstellar was clearly ripped off of. Thankfully, Nolan skipped over the part where the A plot is Tank Girl falling in love with a logic robot who is getting the worst advice from a charmless convict.

Prepare your old-timey radio voices and charge your ray guns, your podcast heroes are reviewing "Bride of Chaotica!" This week, Tom goes full metagamer, Janeway shows total in-character commitment, and Neelix gets the job he was born for.

Your podcast heroes make a triumphant return from with a review of "Latent Image". The EMH deals with an epic Blue Screen of Death to date as he tries to cope with a tragic question - does picking Harry over the Super 90's Chick make him a Real Boy?

Lace up those jackboots and prepare the high collars, as Voyager tangles with it's 872nd group of Delta Quadrant Space Fascists in "Counterpoint"! Kathy gets a kiss good enough to go back for seconds, and Peter is rooting for this one...but will Jay Leno Chin's lack of charisma doom this love voyage?