V'Ger Please!

Your podcast heroes launch themselves into Season 6 with a review of "Equinox, Part 2"! We do some good ol' fashioned script doctoring while we try and fix this B- episode, vibe on that big Ron Moore Energy, and wonder why disabling the EMH's ethics does not turn him to a Turbo Murder Lon-bot.

Previously a Patreon exclusive, enjoy Joseph and Peter's review of the best Trek movie ever made - Galaxy Quest - and the recent 'Never Surrender' documentary. Your podcast heroes discuss the gentle greatness of the film, it's uplifting comment on fandom, and how things have changed since then.

Your podcast heroes review the season-that-was from the highs of "Timeless" and "Bride of Chaotica" to the briny depths of "Thirty Days" and "Dark Frontier". What were the best episodes? The worst? Who got the coveted Space Boddicker Award for Best Guest Character? Tune in and find out!

Your podcast heroes finally reach the end of Season 5 and review "Equinox", all about a little ship filled with That Guys and is *definitely not* sacrificing UwU Space Kittens so they can make more Go Juice to get home. These guys are totally legit! Honest!

Are you ready for B'Elanna Vs. Evil AI Part 3: Tokyo Drift? You better be because we are reviewing "Warhead" a story about a bomb if it were played by an excellent TV actor. We marvel at how Voyager crew members are doomed never to remember why AI as bad because the writing is bad or they all got Space TBIs.

We are both here, there, and everywhere as we review "Relativity" - the story of tragic 29th Century fashion, major That Guy energy, and the lowest energy phaser fight this side of the Temporal Prime Directive. Can we keep our tenses straight as we discuss our best Voyager episode in weeks? Listen and find out!

So we think Netflix got confused or something because we went to watch the next Voyager episode - "11:59" - and then this weird Lifetime movie came on instead. I guess it had Kate Mulgrew in it though? At least our expertise about winter in Middle America was finally relevant!

Count how many times Peter sighs in contempt of this week's episode, "Someone To Watch Over Me". Joseph proves himself a sucker for anything remotely associated with My Fair Lady and we spend 20 minutes talking about the most 90's of movies.

Slather up those biceps and don your finest tank top, we are going garbage diving this week in "Juggernaut"! It's B'Elanna's turn to her best Ripley cosplay as we get the 867th episode about her anger issues and Roxann Dawson gets all the millage out of those push-ups.

The UPN rolls out the fat, Seinfeld sized checks to score their biggest (in context) guest star in "Think Tank". Watch as George Constanza himself is perfectly adequate in an episode where Peter loses his mind over a single line of dialogue.