Topics: Stephen Miller’s happy because Covid means more white blood cells; Mike Pence only distracted by flies that are unzipped; Pence testing negative despite Trump's testing positive speaks volumes as to the efficacy of wearing dental dams while performing mouth to ass; Trump's new Secret Service Code Name is "Patient Zero Concern For Others" Guests: Maximillian Alvarez, host of "Working People" and editor-in-chief of "Real News"; The Rev. Barry W. Lynn, Americans United for Separation of Church and State; Professor Adnan Husain, chairman of religion department Queen's University, Ontario Canada; First Lady Melania Trump (Martha Previte); Professor Mary Anne Cummings, parks commissioner Aurora, Illinois; Mark Breslin, founder and president of Yuk Yuk's, the largest comedy chain in North America; Emil Guillermo, host of the PETA Podcast; Alan Minsky, executive director of Progressive Democrats of America ; David takes your calls