So, about five minutes before the doors opened for Microsoft's Xbox One launch party in Los Angeles, Mike decided the die had been cast and roped his friend Spencer into going. Thrill as they record their various thoughts on the game demos available, Deadmau5, bustin' a move to Mackleman, and DmC: Devil May Cry!

It's a steamy Choo-Choo this week, as the gang comes together to discuss how eating thousands of calories makes you attractive, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, horrible (and I mean really awful) news writing innuendo, FTL, waifu law, Marlow Briggs, Mike's love life, John 'Numbah One Family Guy Lover' Michonski's wonderful life, Steven's audio problems, and DmC: Devil May Cry.

It's a steamy Choo-Choo this week, as the gang comes together to discuss how eating thousands of calories makes you attractive, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, horrible (and I mean really awful) news writing innuendo, FTL, waifu law, Marlow Briggs, Mike's love life, John 'Numbah One Family Guy Lover' Michonski's wonderful life, Steven's audio problems, and DmC: Devil May Cry.

It's a steamy Choo-Choo this week, as the gang comes together to discuss how eating thousands of calories makes you attractive, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, horrible (and I mean really awful) news writing innuendo, FTL, waifu law, Marlow Briggs, Mike's love life, John 'Numbah One Family Guy Lover' Michonski's wonderful life, Steven's audio problems, and DmC: Devil May Cry.

Mike is sick as all heck so Steven and John yammer on about Metal Gear, Bee and Puppycat, and a gaggle of other horrifying topics!

Mike is sick as all heck so Steven and John yammer on about Metal Gear, Bee and Puppycat, and a gaggle of other horrifying topics!

Mike is sick as all heck so Steven and John yammer on about Metal Gear, Bee and Puppycat, and a gaggle of other horrifying topics!

Sure, Mike and John talk about Ace Attorney 5, Christine Love's 'Hate' games, Consensual Torture Simulator, why PAX is bad again, and The Walking Dead Season 2. But they also talk about flashing in an Arby's, Brendan Fraiser, horrific school dances, why marijuana causes a hunger for crime, and their plan for a sexless marriage, which is what you all really want to hear, right?

Also, very very minor Ace Attorney spoilers from 44:15 to 47:08, in case you care about that sort of thing.

Sure, Mike and John talk about Ace Attorney 5, Christine Love's 'Hate' games, Consensual Torture Simulator, why PAX is bad again, and The Walking Dead Season 2. But they also talk about flashing in an Arby's, Brendan Fraiser, horrific school dances, why marijuana causes a hunger for crime, and their plan for a sexless marriage, which is what you all really want to hear, right?

Also, very very minor Ace Attorney spoilers from 44:15 to 47:08, in case you care about that sort of thing.

It's like they say in Italy: "When Mike is at a test screening for an unreleased movie and Steven's voice is gone, it's up to John and friend of the site Andrew Claire to record an episode and then not give Mike a description or title so he doesn't know what to put for those respective fields, forcing him to pull something out of his ass." You know. That old cliche.