John is on assignment in the Himalayas, so it's up to Mike and Steven to natter on about softcore porn starring Kevin Costner and a midget, accidentally scamming Wendy's out of 20 chicken nuggets, which one is red, which one is blue, a DMC/Persona 4 crossover, delicious pizza, Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye, smuggling guns into Canada, the colors Payday 2, and the latest and greatest professional wrestler: The Fumblin' Dublin!

Mike threatens to pull an Anthony Weiner but with his snot, Steven is sick of hoop earrings, and John is gonna get HOOKED on Transformers. Plus, we've got Pikmin 3, the end of Steven's 999 journey (spoilers begin 11:35 and end 19:17), and Mike's early thoughts on Payday 2! Plus, the gang talks about parents on Facebook, giving out deities as presents, BioShock Infinite DLC, and a rockin' YOLO shirt! What fun!

It's the end of Guest Month, so we've got not one but four guests, just for you beloved listeners! This week, Mike and Steven are joined by Nick Wozniak, Ian Flood, Sean Velasco, and Erin Pellon: literally 2/3rds of Yacht Club Games! If that wasn't enough to entice you, we've also got Steven drooling over everything, Mike's childhood shame, and a frankly depressing amount of existentialism. Doesn't that sound like fun? Of course it does, you loons!

Hot off the heels of a Payday 2 Beta session, Mike ropes Steven and John into a Skype call to give some quick thoughts about the game before descending into madness.

On this week's intellectual Choo-Choo, Mike and John are joined (and completely outclassed) by Giant Bomb's Patrick 'Scoops' Klepek for a rousing discussion of such topics as Gunpoint, John's secret love for Sonic, PC Gaming, stealth mechanics, Attack of the Friday Monsters, the existentialism of "Patrick Klepek", Mike's need to be the world's Transformers Ombudsman, and more!

On this week's intellectual Choo-Choo, Mike and John are joined (and completely outclassed) by Giant Bomb's Patrick 'Scoops' Klepek for a rousing discussion of such topics as Gunpoint, John's secret love for Sonic, PC Gaming, stealth mechanics, Attack of the Friday Monsters, the existentialism of "Patrick Klepek", Mike's need to be the world's Transformers Ombudsman, and more!

It's the last day of TFCon, so I guess that's a good enough excuse to edit in some karaoke from earlier in the weekend.

It's the last day of TFCon, so I guess that's a good enough excuse to edit in some karaoke from earlier in the weekend.

Mike is ready to ambush friends, interview Mayhem Mechanix, warble theme songs, and just shove his iPhone into the face of whoever's willing to talk in the second day of Video Game Choo Choo's TFCon coverage.

Mike is ready to ambush friends, interview Mayhem Mechanix, warble theme songs, and just shove his iPhone into the face of whoever's willing to talk in the second day of Video Game Choo Choo's TFCon coverage.