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FAIR (Federation for American Immigration Reform) responds to this caravan of illegals heading to the US, the President's military suggestion to deal with it, and Sec. Hagel's mockery of the President's idea.

Nick from the newly opened "Le Smash" answers all of my dumb questions about starting a smash room.

What would the outrage be if a Fox reporter did this same thing to Obama a couple years ago?

I guess it's "People Without Borders." Nonetheless, I don't think this is the caravan Van Morrison was singing about.

What's creepier: Stealing Stan Lee's blood to make pens, or buying one of those pens?

State Sen. Lydia Brasch thinks Nebraska's teens should take a civics test. Nebraska's teens replied, "What's a state senator?"

Rep. Don Bacon joins me in the studio to discuss, just after China hikes tariffs in response to the President's actions.

Not as exciting as who bit Beyoncé or who "stabbed" Corey Feldman, but...

Your Dude-Date-Dame-Decent-and-Dork recommendations for this weekend