My son is done for, because my wife does this all the time. Can't wait for those father-son trips Victoria's Secret.

If you're lucky, you can sleep in a stranger's bed here in Omaha for only $300 a night. Just make sure and put on a show for the secret cameras and two-way mirrors.

Four package bombs this month in Austin, and authorities don't seem to be any closer to knowing who's behind it than I am (I have my suspicions, though).

The same idiots who CC'd you on every mass e-mail 10 years ago are the people they're saying now got you and Facebook in cahoots with the Trump campaign.

Topics on this St. Patrick's Day Eve included Clancy's, Toys 'R' Us, Burt Reynolds, United Airlines and dogs, James Brown, a Trumpdate, and more!

Everyone on that plane is responsible for what happened to that dog. And, most of us down here on the ground were responsible, too.

I'm afraid yesterday's planned walkout may have consequences for students who didn't participate.

Your Dude-Date-Dame-Decent-and-Dork recommendations around town this weekend

Hillary tells the India-Indians about this vast, tribal wasteland in America full of lazy, racist, misogynist, angry Neanderthals who cost her the election. Then she played slip-and-slide with any and all nearby stairs.

What happened to the petting zoo? What happened to the barn? Is it because of parents who are terrified their kids might get dirty?