We're back from our bye week, folkxs. We talk about the best kept secret in the parenting world: they have favorite children, hold an On The Podium: Basic White Bitch Anthems Edition, and develop the theory of the One Way Doppelgänger--when person A looks like person B but not vice versa, which we conclude is largely determined by relative attractiveness.

Critically acclaimed, what many consider the best episode of season 3, we dive into genealogy and explore whether the premise of becoming one's own grandpa is possible, a major plot point of 1995's The Stupids. Then we dive into some current events, I have a quasi-existential breakdown, and wax philosophical on the cultural import of dumb smart-guy movies such as Boondock Saints and Joker. Like and subscribe.

Democracy is dead, folks, and Donald J. Trump killed it. We take stock of the year, talk about the paparazzi, and debate the latest Oscar movies. Like and subscribe. 

The Spinecrackers are back. We test their intellectual dexterity by grilling them using the All Souls Exam, allegedly the world's hardest test and entrance exam to Oxford. Then we hit the news of the day, consider the Land Value Tax and the economic philosophy of Georgism, and reveal our favorite books. Check out Spinecrackers, a legit good literature podcast. This is likely the last episode until the new year! Peace, love, ecstasy.

All the elected Republicans who cosplay as anti-elite went to Ivy League schools. They're frauds. At least the Democrats rub their elitism in your face. We also talk about the appropriate length of a shower, architecture, specifically windows, and method acting (I think, I don't remember tbh). Peace and love, sex and drugs.

In this episode, we begin by complaining about the monopolized internet service provider industry. Then we pivot and announce our respective and official retirements from certain activities, debate the merits of walking on all fours as a way to get jacked and vascular forearms, consider the Copenhangen Interpretation of Ethics--which essentially says anyone who tries to solve a problem will end up being blamed for that very problem--and finally conclude with an On The Podium of companies with the worst customer service. Like and subscribe.

We talk professional farters (aka "farteurs" or "fartistes"), NBA basketball, and movies about school shootings. Like, subscribe, and share widely, my good bitches.

Just a chill Sunday morning conversation, covering topics such as architecture and bands with geographical locations in their name. We also compare intelligence to intuition.

Cilantro is good, circus peanuts are bad. Or are they? This and more.

We discuss why the Democrats suck. Then, we do an On The Podium with movie endings/series finales.