A sleepy, depressing episode, folks. 

Anyone else remember middle school shenanigans? We recount them. We also get into social justice politics, Cardi B, The Kentucky Derby, and conspiracy theories about the Titanic.

The metaphor of the internet has transformed from an Information Superhighway in the 90s to The Cloud today. We also complain about how hard chess is, question why Dexter is the only one in his family with a Russian accent, and do a Tomatometer segment involving three famous live-action animated movies--Space Jam, Osmosis Jones, and Who Framed Roger Rabbit? 

Topics discussed include sumo diapers, Hillary Clinton, the mafia, gender reveal parties, and more.

The first episode without our Mediterranean comrade Slim Ragu. The bulk of the episode consists of a 20-years-late review of Lord of The Rings. Like and subscribe!

We introduce a new recurring segment: guess the graph whose axes are cropped out. We also get into crazy elementary and middle school assignments, mourn the cultural wasteland left in the wake of 9/11 (including what happened to country music), and theorize about the challenge of raising young boys in contemporary America.

RIP DMX, but not RIP to the Duke of Edinburgh. We talk about the English language, funny sex scene songs, the best candle scents, the worst places to get sunburned. Check out Wayne on Ozark season 4 and also Marco Rubio's ears.