We rag on obnoxious atheists, try to understand Florida, relitigate Jesus's death sentence and bad legal advice, ponder the true nature of Starbucks, confront our gendered stereotypes about pet owners electing for pets of their same sex, and finally recount our favorite movie dark endings. Like and subscribe, punks.

This is a pro-Microsoft podcast now. We discuss Wayne's TV debut, hazard some wild political predictions, praise the unequivocal good of Planet Earth, and call out Dave Navarro.  

We recount the greatest betrayal's in all of history, including Judas kissing Jesus and LeBron going to Miami in 2010. We also dive into the Suez Canal discourse and plan for Dudes Rock Summer 2021. Like and subscribe.

We talk about how I get owned on Twitter frequently, the scams underlying most charities, hilarious moments from the Trump presidency, and more. 

Whose valor did you steal today? Do your part; steal valor. We also talk about beauty vs. hotness vs. attractiveness. Like and subscribe.

This is now a bourbon snob podcast. Buckle up for why Pappy 23 is too mainstream for us.

We need to bring back teaching cursive, folks.

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Marlon Brando, Christopher Walken, we cover all the stars. We also do several Tomatometers. Nice guys finish last, etc. Idk.

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