Someone needs to hire us as voice actors. We talk about a lot of stuff, IDK, but this is the first episode with the keyboard hooked up. I apologize in advance.

We rank the Little Debbie canon, attempt a rendition of the Liam Neeson "Taken" monologue from memory, and give praise to historical hottie and Hungarian composer Franz Liszt.

The dudes react to the insurrection and talk about our right-wing Uncles and our new degenerate gambling addiction. 

In this episode, we make juvenile sex jokes, revisit the now-recurring segment Try to Guess a Movie's Tomatometer (pronounced 'tah-mom-eter') Gap, coin a new film genre called Terror films, and contemplate crimes and their motivations while confronting our punitive impulses.

The boys continue to struggle with high school math, try to source the origin of testosterone, debate Willem Dafoe's hotness, and endeavor to name Billie Eilish's musical style.

Viva La Dude enters season 2 with a banger about the smells of various things and the crime of gas siphoning. Stay tuned for a 2021 season wherein we start a new #resistance movement against the Biden administration.

We're missing one of the dudes, but that doesn't prevent us from reverse engineering China's One Child Policy.

We discuss the best cereals, the gender politics of digit ratios, pinky rings, charcuterie boards, and Rugrats.

We wax nostalgic on the Pangea period of Earth's geographical history, extol the virtues of communism, ruminate on the nature of pedagogy, scheme about dry/wet county economic opportunities, and debate the ontological status of wizards and unicorns.