The dudes hold the inaugural VLD spelling bee which is rigged against me. I give the original Greek spelling of Eudaimonic, whereas colonizer Slim Ragu uses the Anglicized version Eudaemonic. Stop the count; stop the steal. Then we talk about fashion trends and Limp Bizkit.

We first extend our congratulations to Parkour for its official inclusion in the next Olympic Games under the penumbra of Gymnastics, then we explore the curious divergence in film tastes between elites and the the rank and file by way of the notorious Tomatometer Gap, and finally we bemoan the not-so-distant feudal future in which differences in air travel categories are intensified to reveal even deeper class divides.

The pod, which is a democratic body and not a corporation, discusses Robert's Rules of Order and the value of the parliamentary process. We also debate the wisdom and tactics of conventional military strategy. Give Iran a nuke!

Our Native American Genocide Awareness Day episode.  We discuss the Grinch sexual roleplay fantasies, aliens, Minnie Driver, MLM schemes, radioactivity, and California liberals.

Topics discussed include outdated contraceptives, sex, whether Adam Driver is hot or not, and analog military time clocks. #stopthecount #stopthesteal

We offer our initial reactions to the 2020 NBA draft, learn about Iceland's famous penis museum, laugh at funny surnames, and mourn the death of subtlety in contemporary aesthetics.

Join us as we revisit the events surrounding the OJ Simpson of our time, Oscar Pistorius aka the bladerunner aka Oscar scissorlegs. We later discuss Hunter S. Thompson's suicide letter, friend of the pod Charlize Theron, Chinese food buffets, culinary monoculture, and finally recount the infamous lint vomit story.

Journey makes his long-awaited return to the pod as we wax nostalgic about outdated and transitional technology and deconstruct the art of baseball's red-headed stepchild, the knuckleball.