Vivid Apple Juice

Speak Now - about my pregnancy and about Taylor Swift

The one most important reasons

GasSYlighting

More petty = USA

The Universal Coalition for the Arbiters of the Peace have tasked Al and BB with assembling a team of government toppling agents. This is that team....

BB Can't be cured of Agism.

Sorry about North Korea.

Al is still pregnant.

Boundaries.

BB's upcoming anniversary.

Doshas.

Guardians - Florence

Tranquil sounds

Toddrick

Spice level - not high :(

Everyone does whatever they want with words

Nordic Foreign

Swedish Appalled

Double wide multiplex diner

She's dead so she knows

I have new info and I'm upset.

Birth black flame candle.

This is really good for our audio listeners.

BB needs robes.

I've met every person.

Met gala.

Movies coming out.

Snap Chat AI had some great questions

Mental illness(es)

Childhood Memories

Jealous of my past but it wouldn't make a cute 30 year old.

What even are liquid aminos?

Secret cigarettes, septum piercings and extreme pelvic pain = 3 components to a Ke$ha song

Cottage core cozy vibes

Sister the chicken lived inside and wore diapers.

His name was sister. His death was tragic.

Smoking medium weed.

Al had the audacity to do whatever brought her happiness.

Ask Al and Sarah for their guide to Savannah.

Was it paranormal or just my anxiety?

Great dads.

Separate checks at Einstein. Tammy has arrived.

New IPA names

1 sleeve people

pregnancy sucks

No one is counting the cookies.

Cum buckets? Eat some oreos.

FalsiFLYING.

Ice bath. We're getting one.

Same sperm. Big load.

Turtle neck trial.

Dead hamsters tell no tales. RIP Poppy.

We, here at VAJ, GUARANTEE this is not the last time that woman poops in a bucket.

Girls have 3 P's.

Did a cat shit in my mouth?

This is us virus... coming to you 2 years ago.

A 100 year old woman is the mother of liberty.

Al is from the dick and balls region. So fun!

Commit to the pink thong... or just don't fucking wear it!

Michael Jackson - y'craze!

Everything is England, it turns out.

McSteamy pee'd in his foyer.

Relatable to poor people.

Boys on the Side is NOT a comedy.

Cats like Big Boy's mouth. Apparently.

What can we say....

Somebody make Al a ficking G*&Dam#&@D Doctor.

Also, Look out for the Geminis, Virgos and Pisces of your life. They'll probably kill you.