Vivid Apple Juice

We, here at VAJ, are always once ever happening... Just like the Oscars and Hunter wearing Geordi LaForge's visor from Star Trek Next Generation.

Look who has memories!

Big Boy says "Puss in Boots: The Last Wish" is the best movie of all time. 

Have a sodi and calm down about it. 

How to get rid of a coyote? 2 shovels. 

Can't help. Might hurt. 

Blood hospital heart place. 

Henry Ford was an antisemite. 

Ya craze. 

We are not in your f**king cult!

We tabled Fleetwood Mac. Look forward to it. 

It's more than just the plants. 

We are no longer interested in countries. 

Texting a ghost. 

Tranque is creating real life zombies. #Tranque. Don't do it! - Frankenstein Opiods

SOB awards. 

Okie Dokie Gate. 

Detective Dog

Thanks, Michelle Obama

Big Poptart and Brown Sugar chemicals

Brendan Fraser: we love this guy

Katy Perry: not asleep... Emotional about America

Crisco nail for snorting

Paul (paw paw) has alcoholism at 15

Paul is Timmy

Purple Butt Ball from China

Throw down that milk

A statue that moves sometimes

Most previous sausage throw up

Warhead in my butthole

#boymom

circumcision an invention of religion 

New Jersey Shore Cows

Why foreskin?

Cock that cock!

Back to foreskin... Thanks Sandra Bullock

Trauma and Legal Means.

Part 1-87.

Sliced Carrots or Air?

Little Ceasers Wrote the Book for my Childhood Obesity.

Echos of the Past.

I Don't Understand How Anyone Doesn't Like Me.

A Foom.

Spaceships.

Mutually Exclusive.

Wheres the Plug for the Internet?

Cocomelon.

Wet Concentrate by Wet Leg.

Some Musicians Just Can't Hold Their Arsenic.

I Feel Rage That I Was Born.

National Treasure 3: The Eye of the Sahara.

McKendra.

Bowling Ball Twins.

Lets Talk About Why You Hate Me.

How Was Your Stupid Quismois.

Vird-spit.

Secrets. 

Butt lover.

Bag piping, Im a mormon.

Ye will die: a prediction.

(Rogan, 2005).

He refused my letter

Peds doctor with a Bowie Knife

Like 9/11, JonBenet was an inside job

S'D.I.D.

Etc. Blah.

A Great Embarrassment.

Him, Taft, and Your Mothers Butt.

Abrahamic as Fuck.

Mark Twain Did Not Sacrifice Babies to Moloch.

On Cocaine, F Slurs, and Also Homoerotic.

I May Possibly Be Thankful.

Our Hatchetman.

BYOB: Bring Your Own Brownies

R.I.Pita.

Snowglobing.

Insurrectionist with a Beard and Beer Belly.

I'll Drink, Heres Vodka.

Math for Girls.