Our heroes are doing their best impressions of Ancient Greek mathematicians this week, as they crunch the numbers on some leaked NRL claims of on field prosperity and superior product, amid a crippling injury toll. A stirring debate over the beauty or ugliness of tries off kicks ensues, as does a discussion of the best or worst ever half time sprays. A new prop is introduced to the set, with the hopes a plastic master Yoda can help the guys become better tippers.

And immortal ponderings ensue, as they try to work out whether an all time great with a middling club coaching record can command respect at the bunnies.