Blown up from all the bullshit surrounding the show and doing videos for TikTok, Steve takes matters into his own hands.

Something's Afoot at VooDooStudios

Achmed and George decided to head over to confront Steve about not doing a show with them only to find out that Steve has really overdone it this time. In the show's absence he has created some machine that increased his TikTok obsessed production, but it's been killing him.

Blown Up and Soul-less

The Dark Lord decided not to intervene with it at first, but Achmed talks him into helping fix Steve. Or at least bring him back to life.

Fun Fact: The incantation "Ex quo utrem, reple tuórum cortex. Quod culus, non ita ad infernum. Nunc adepto vos off areæ stultus mater canem," is translated as, "From this bottle, fill the shell. So that this asshole doesn't go to hell. Now get off the floor you stupid mother of a dog!"Google Translate

After the Dark Lord revives Steve, Achmed and George start the show and in complete Steve fashion, he takes control of the show and explains the six chances of surviving death in his life time. From overdose to multiple heart attacks.

He then gets into talking about managing his time doing the show because doing other things like TikTok and Likee (which you should have seen coming). Steve then kicks out Achmed and George for the rest of the show and goes back into trying to figure out how he is going to do the time management on shows and videos and how sometimes the short videos can help with the show as well.

Hey, instead of bitching about lack of shows. Why not help? Give us some ideas? Guest host a show. Become a co-host. Get involved!

Check out John Johnson's movies from Darkstone Entertainment. You can find a bunch of them on Amazon Prime streaming video. Dr. Ella Mental and Plan 9 is highly recommended to check out.

Steve is participating in a puppet challenge on TikTok. If you're on the app, please vote for him!

Stop! Ranting Time.

After a normal musical break, Steve goes on a rant about Facebook's messenger app. And how it bypasses muted notifications all the time. Especially on calls and mentions. Fix your shit, Facebook! Also, the group who calls on it. Do it only once, or I'm out!

Steve found a funny bit about how podcast hosts interrupt their guests and totally sidetrack them all the goddamn time.

Now he is part of a positive community, things are looking up. Also with summer ending and it's cooler, more shows should be coming down the line.

We head into the 3 voice mails that Jonesy left. Pick up the pace Jonesy! Ya talk too slow! Also ya pissed me off! Enter phase two of the rant-zone!

I don't like ranting, but it sometimes clears the air, and I hope you assholes understand.

Music this show was:

* Better - The Bleachers* Bad Guy (In the Style of Breaking Benjamin) - Anthony Vincent* Fight the Power - Leo Morrachioli* Play That Funky Music Rammstein - DJ Cummerbund* Montana - John Linnel

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Funk is not just a form of music. Funk is a feeling of dread brought on by anxiety and depression. Welcome to my hell, mother fuckers!

On the first day of my summer vacation...

The show had a bit of a hiatus because Steve couldn't get the energy to do a damn show, so now he's back and rambling like never before.

Steve spends most of the show talking about what happened to him from the last show till today. He started talking about his work load causing an overwhelming feeling which made him not want to do anything with the podcast.

Then he went into talking about his Birthday week starting with Monday's DMV trip. Then he talked about Tuesday's Birthday day trip with his daughter. And then Tuesday night's shenanigans while drinking.

Wednesday was a fuck off day. Steve was hung over and besides having a doctor's appointment and blood work done, he did absolutely nothing.

On the Fourth day of my Summer vacation...

Thursday came and it was getting closer to the weekend. Steve worked on getting plans set up with a friend he met on TikTok to go for drinks on Friday night. Which fit in perfectly with his plans to watch End Game with his kid during the afternoon.

Steve had a blast Friday night meeting up with his fellow TikTokker and didn't get home till 3:00 AM. Which of course made Saturday a Fuck Off day not just because he was feeling the effects of the night before, but it was just humid as all hell. But he did prep for this show.

Steve talked about how he almost punched a woman for taking his grocery cart away as he was checking out at the store, too.

Going forward, we may not do much Joe coverage. Mainly because he has not been doing much new stuff. He's only repeating himself for the past few weeks.

Music this show was:

* The Birthday Song - Jon Lajoie* It's Not My Birthday - Fluid Ounces

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Family... They say the family of the 21st Century is made up friends, not relatives... then again maybe that's just bollocks.

No this isn't an episode of Spaced, it's an Episode where I talk about how we can have many different families to belong to. Both online and offline. Biological and chosen.

Family Gatherings aren't Tinder!

We start off talking about my biological family has become more and more distant after the Matriarchal head of the family passed.

It seems that Crazy Joe may be going away and that may make one of my online families go away. And that kind of depresses me.

I then talk about my TikTok family, primarily about my TikTok Niece, JackJack (@theycallmejackjack on TikTok) who is a real smart and creative kid that I see a lot of potential in and see her having an awesome future ahead of her. I also talk about some other members of my TikTok Fam like Toby and John (@DFlicks).

John is a film maker who has a few movies on Amazon. His company is Darkstone Entertainment has some great movies you should check out!

Extended Family is weird

I needed to vent about some stupidity with someone who's not really family but kinda. So, I did. IRL family irks me a lot sometime.

Crazy Joe is no longer on Live365 and on July 12th he harassed a protester we go on covering that of course. This woman seems as dumb as Joe in my opinion, but again. My opinion on how she was portraying herself in the clip. And of course Joe tries to act all intelligent then automatically hits on her.

Music this show was:

* House of 1000 Corpses - Zombie Girl * Out For Blood - Valley of Wolves

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Independently Pooping on Independence Day? No. Billie Eilish loves pooping. Dan Nainan is still a Sociopath and much more!

Part 1: Fourth of July and Social Media Ranticles.

The holiday really messed up my scheduling for shows and all the other stuff I wanted to do, so this is a redo. I owe the Horde members more as well.

First we talk about the holiday shenanigans my daughter and I did together. Like how I taught my kid how to row a boat after the motor decided not to work.

Then I talk about how she is now an expert Vegetarian Fisherman now seeing she caught probably about 20 lbs of weeds while fishing on the 4th. However, she threaded the needle on the eye-hook on the raft in the middle of the lake which was awesome.

My kid is awesome, but she's at the weird age where older cousins are too self-involved and the younger one is too much a kid for her. I don't know if I should be worried, but she entertained herself pretty well.

After the good talk about the holiday, I got on a rant about kids on social media, how parents are not watching the kids and using the tablets and phones as a baby-sitting mechanism, like the TV was a baby-sitter for the previous generations.

One disturbing thing this past week was an 8 year old twerking in a tutu to the song, "Dancing Like a Stripper," talk about inappropriate behavior.

On a bright-side. I got my first ever Fan art drawn of me... Here it is!

Check out @claytoon1994 he's an awesome drawist!

Part 2: Sociopaths and So-Longs

Dan Nainan is back in the topics brought up on podcasts recently and in the NLO Group as well. I covered a little of the video covering the most hated man in comedy. Check out the full video at the link.

After that I talk about Mad magazine going away and Cameron Bryce (of course I remember the name after the show). And fall into the lovely phone calls from the drunk and high queefs: Jonesy and Curran.

Music this show was:

* Lonely Children (Live at Shady Lady) - Walter Sickert & the Army of Broken Toys * Never Wanted To Dance - Mindless Self Indulgence

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Wizard of Oz has nothing to do what we are talking about here. I realize that I am basically Winnie the Pooh. I'm short, fat and proud of that. And I love me some honeys. Wait. What?

Shoe and Shirt Required, but no pants?

We start off with me explaining why I am like Winnie the Pooh then hit on the plans I have for my Father's day with my daughter. And as I write this Father's day just happened and I am fighting "the itis" as we speak. But before I succumb to the food coma, I am getting this up for you guys.

This year my daughter wanted to dress as twins to go to Old Sturbridge Village and BT's Smokehouse. We both wore our Fantastic Beasts shirts with: "Become an Obliviator!" on them.

Drunk coverage of Crazy Joe

After the break and a glass of wine, we start delving into Joe's premiere Live365 show he did on Wednesday, June 11, 2019.

Joe was banned from periscope recently because he dropped the n-bomb 95 times in the course of 9 videos. Named them with the n-bomb as well. Then wondered why he was taken down for breaking community guidelines.

I go over two phone calls from Horde Members Vicky and Steve Curran that they made into Joe's show. It's a hot mess because I am intoxicated.

I was originally going to make this show a short show, but turned out to be an hour, because why the hell not.

Music this show was:

* Learn To Crawl - Black Lab* Locks - Gaiah

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Addiction is usually a bad thing. Is Steve completely addicted to TikTok now? Is Crazy Joe gone? We may have these answers, or more questions.

High Times

This week we talk about why there was no show last week. I was Dadding it up for the most part, but then Queefus Interruptus occured.

Steve talks about how his TikTok experience has been going since he joined back in late April. Currently at this recording we're at 32 followers with 28 vids. This hopefully will increase soon. Also, Steve has noticed that the people on TikTok are more about cross promotion unlike YouTube's self promotion that he feels on there.

Withdrawls Are Coming

Joe messed up a phone call to a band (of course) and the woman he reached basically tore him a new asshole. And it was GLORIOUS!

Ben from Zero Effect was the main attack of Joe's ranting, but he of course blames the Onions and thinks that going to Live365 is going to be his ticket to fame. Oh and it looks like he was removed from Periscope too:

The Show of 404's Everyone!

Music this show was:

* Rehab - Leo Moracchiolo* I've No More Fucks To Give - Thomas Benjamin Wild, Esq.

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What's better than sharing cringe material with you guys on the show? Sharing it with my daughter and recording it for the show.

Part 1: Tommy the Comedian

We take a quick look at TommyNC2010's open mic which is just god awful. He took a comedy workshop and thought he was ready for the stage. Oh No! We also give some insight about his performance from Tim Henson of Distorted View.

Part 2: Cool Cat Cringe Movie Night

I introduced Emma to Cool Cat as a possible choice for our Friday night get together. Usually we will do dinner and a movie at her house, but this time it's cringe night!

Now, Emma had a choice in deleting the video off her media center after we watched it, but she chose to keep it to torture her friends with it at a later date. The torch has been passed. She's making her old man proud in becoming a masochist. Wait. What?

Music this show was:

* You Got Asperger's - MC Frontalot* The Bad Touch - Leo Moracchioli* Lost - Amanda Palmer & The Grand Theft Orchestra

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What if Cool Cat was in Endgame? What if Steve laid off the edibles? Both will never happen, but what did happen is another show in your ear butts!

Endgame: Phases 1 and Deuce

Steve has a little trouble after seeing Avengers: Endgame this weekend. It started with an identity crisis and then issues with the other things that are ending this year.

Steve talks about some plans he has that are VooDooRadio related, such as a Music Video that is going to be made for Old Crazy Joe Parody.

Then he totally nerds out discussing stuff like Marvel's latest film (Avengers: Endgame), Game of Thrones ending, and the Skywalker Saga portion of Star Wars ending this year in December.

People signed a petition to re-do Game of Thrones final season and it got 1 million signatures by the time I recorded. Was the season rushed? Maybe. Why was it possibly rushed? Two Words: Star Wars. The show runners are going to be working on the post Skywalker Saga episodes of Star Wars.

Enough nerd stuff. I need to put my head on someone's shoulder now.

Endgame: Phase Tree and Whore

We have covered Cool Cat before, but recently good ol' Daddy Derek has released a new character called Dirty Dog, which is basically Derek in a dog costume and T-Shirt with the name on it (of course).

He also has released another movie called "Cool Cat Kids' Superhero," which again, is just a re-hash of his previous movies re-cut with a couple of "new scenes." We cover Pewdiepie's coverage of the new movie. All in all, we agree with his thoughts on this piece of… Cinema?

Felix points out the stupidity, I point out the obvious fixes that could have been made with the film. Let's agree to agree I guess. Also, Derek performs one of the worst white raps in history. Oh shit, I hope he doesn't put a copyright claim on me now.

What are the California helmet laws? Because Cool Cat isn't wearing one while riding a motorbike. Is that what you want to teach the kids? Ride unsafe? Also, who the fuck is Glen?!

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen, have a seat.

Cool Cat goes from painting, to rapping, to recyling, to unsafe motorsycle rides, then tackles the bullying issues. Oh My GAAAAAWDUH! But doesn't it help if you can understand the bully?

"With friends like that, you better not have any enemies." - Cool Cat

After covering Pewds we play our voicemails and bail.

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Crazy Joe has a meltdown on his latest show. Has Crazy Joe finally gone Ten-Seven? Would you be buried in a mushroom suit? Can Steve last through the test of patience from his listeners on the voicemail line? All this and more on this episode!

Phase 1: Priming the core for Crazy Joe

This will be the last time I will put an Old Town Road parody on the show... for now!

We kick off the show trying to enforce myself into the #metoo movement by consensually making love to your ears. Yes, I am an idiot, but at least I admit it. Wait. What?

A little intro to Joe for you newbies joining us. But if you have been listening long enough... I'm sorry. Just a little brief history for you.

Mother's day is May 12th and I am hitting up the Berkshires to see my mother... No mini-me this time around.

Luke Perry was buried in a mushroom suit. Just toss me in a pine box and bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass goodbye!

The thought of the night: The zombie apocalypse is gonna be hella fancy.

Phase Two: Ground Zero - Crazy Joe's House

Joe really lost it this week. We cover all that then hit the voice mails. Jonsey called in and then later, Steve walked out of the studio while Curran and Vicky drunkingly conversed on the comment line. I guess I asked for it. :(

Operation #ignorejoe

Music This Week

* Last Days - Lourds* Boys! Grab Your Guns - My American Heart

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One last note. I mentioned SoulForger66 on the show for the newscaster bits. During one of his live instances I joined in on he confided that the audio is actually from TheyCallMeToby. His lip sync ability was very convincing! Check them both out! Both are funny guys!

Chewie? Is that you?

It’s May the Fourth and Star Wars Day is really a sad one this year for we lost Peter Mayhew who played the giant walking carpet known as Chewbacca. Godspeed Chewie!

Episode One: The Phantom Sickness

We start off with

how we started recording earlier than usual because my daughter was

sick with a little re-enactment of the hangout call we had. I cannot

afford to get sick myself so stayed home. Worked on the final version

of my “Old Town Road” parody right before the show.

Episode Two: Attack of the TikTokers

Then I talk about my

little TikTok addiction and some of the people I have been following

like Dacifilia

who I partook in a live stream of hers last night albeit a laggy

experience. Great person!

I also love the

people that have started following me, why

do you do it too?

Episode Three: Revenge of the Dicks

Then we get into the

whole nerdy part about Star Wars Day and the death of Chewie. Peter

was reported as a great and amiable person to be around when fans met

him at the cons. Sad to hear he passed at 74 this week.

We then talk about

the best conversation about Star Wars in a film that was not in a

film that was using Star Wars as the back-ended plot of the movie

(aka “Fan Boys”). Spoiler: It’s from “Clerks”.

Episode Four: A VooDooDope

Yes, yours truly

almost fell for a phishing scam from a person that had begun

following him on TikTok. Points that pointed out the person was a

fake:

* ManyCam.com

watermark = Video is most likely a video being piped in as the

“live” person.

* Person of the

age that they were portraying not keen on slang terms used by the

age they are. (i.e. “ghosting”) or the fact “Cox” makes a 12

year old brain giggle.

* Did not match

up to behaviors of someone who would fit the mold of a single mother

with a toddler (did not talk about the kid at all).

* Asked for me to

pay for “data minutes.” and sent a photo of a supposed text from

Cox to add more or “borrow” minutes. Uh, yeah, not quite.

So long story long,

BLOCKED! REPORTED! Fuck off!

Episode Five: The Idiot Strike Back

Thinking about

getting on dating apps, but very very cautious and anxious, so I go

back to talking about TikTok and more people I follow on the app.

Which reminds me I

have to give out special thanks to SoulForger66

from TikTok for his news man bits!

Episode Six: Return of The Ramblin’ Guy

I rambled a bit

about work, getting a speeding ticket and TV shit before deciding it

was time to wrap it all up.

Music This Week

* Cantina - Voltaire

* Being from the Spaceport of Mos Eisley - Palette-Swap Ninja

* This N’ That – Muck Sticky

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