We've done it, Igor! They called us mad at the academy, but we've shown them — we've shown them all! Look at what we've done, look at what we have created! We've beaten God at his own game, resurrected a podcast, brought it back from hiatus! It's beautiful, Igor! Beautiful!  

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Star Trek: Voyager S0320— Favorite Son 

Adventure Time S05E17 — BMO Lost 

Adventure Time S05E18 — Princess Potlock  

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It's been months since I made show notes. Happy new year I guess? Fingers crossed 2022 is better for everyone! The only detail that I can remember from this episode is that Neelix essentially is a model train guy, which makes a lot of sense. Anyways enjoy and we'll hopefully have another episode soon!

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Star Trek: Voyager S03E19 — Rise

Adventure Time S05E15 — A Glitch is a Glitch 

Adventure Time S05E16 — Puhoy

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EP59

It is well-known in Star Trek that if you look like a beloved character but have a goatee, you are an evil version of that character. I propose a superset function, which I am calling the Voyenture Time Unified Rule of Inverted Personalities:

Any changes to a character's face are the cause of an inversion in their personality. Good becomes evil, weak becomes strong.

Consider the EMH: black eyes and an underbite lead to him becoming evil Dr. Doctor.

Consider Spock: all it took was one goatee to make him try to murder Kirk.

Consider Xergiok: having his eyes removed made him good and kind.

I look forwards to receiving my away from TV Tropes.

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Star Trek: Voyager S03E18 — Darkling 

Adventure Time S05E13 — The Great Bird Man 

Adventure Time S05E14 — Simon and Marcy

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How can one really know themselves? 

Some might journal and reflect on who they are and what they believe.

Others write fan-fic, putting reflections of themselves in the characters they write.

Some even join a ex-Borg hive mind and really get comfy with themselves.

My personal preference is taping a bunch of chainsaws to my limbs and protecting treasure chests with butts in them.

Don't yuck my yums, plz

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Star Trek: Voyager S03E17 — Unity

Adventure Time S05E11 — Bad Little Boy

Adventure Time S05012 — Vault of Bones

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EP57  

I just want dana snyder to narrate my mom doing brain surgery on me send tweet.

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Star Trek: Voyager S03E16 — Blood Fever 

Adventure Time S05E09 — All Your Fault 

Adventure Time S05010 — Little Dude  

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CPR facts: https://cpr.heart.org/en/resources/history-of-cpr

Ear facts: https://audiologicalservices.net/audiology-news-lufkin-tx/5-amazing-facts-about-ears

Hamster facts: https://www.petco.com/content/petco/PetcoStore/en_US/pet-services/resource-center/new-pet/25-fun-facts-about-hamsters.html

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They're squirming in your pocket, begging to be free. Every time you stick your hand in there, you feel them grab on, trying to ride your fingers to freedom. You know without needing to see that it's your sister holding on to your index, and horribly, yourself clinging to your pinky.   

This is close to human contact as you get these days. What does it mean that you don't even want to look at them anymore?  

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Star Trek: Voyager S03E14 — Alter Ego 

Adventure Time S05E05 — All the Little People 

Adventure Time S0506 — Jake the Dad  

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Look I just realized we never decided on show notes today because Nate and Andrew went and hid in the woods to avoid their singular job for the show (not actually singular, they have many jobs) and I neeeeeeded to upload this ASAP so this is what you get.

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Star Trek: Voyager S03E13 — Fair Trade

Adventure Time S05E03 — Five More Short Graybles

Adventure Time S0504 — Up a Tree

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CONSIDERED: The power of a nose to change a face.

Yes, we all know that noses are important facial landmarks. I don't think anyone is here today to argue against that. The way I see it, it's not enough to just cram a nose between someone's eyes and call it a day. You really think that truly communicates that person's personality? Their inner being? No, you need something much more powerful than that. An extra. Even a robotic arm is not enough. I want to see facial protrusions so grand they make it hard to see, to eat, to breathe! I demand not just forehead aliens and nose aliens, I demand whole FACE aliens.

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Star Trek: Voyager S03E12 — Macrocosm

Adventure Time S05E01 — Finn the Human

Adventure Time S0502 — Jake the Dog

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Just have a baby with me! It'll have a nose and everything, I promise. We can get a dog that will bark and frolic and play, and I'll even teach the baby how to play my flute. It'll cost us an arm! We get to keep the leg — that's like a 50% discount! Okay, yes, I may have someone else I TECHNICALLY promised I'd have a baby with. And yes, I mean, things might explode if I keep this up with you. But look, it's not like I gave the instruction manual to dude in a skeleton mask, right?

I mean, what more could you ask for from me?

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Star Trek: Voyager S03E11 — The Q and the Grey

Adventure Time S04E25 — I Remember You

Adventure Time S04E26 — The Lich

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