Let’s get VulgHER. In this unhinged nostalgia trip, Selma & Vicky hit: scholastic book fairs, scented erasers, the Kid Pix spray-paint tool, HitClips, iPod nano vs. shuffle drama, Sims mansions (with cheat codes, obviously), Bratz & Barbies, webkinz “relationships,” Dairy Queen, Taco Bell prices (rip), Applebee’s cast-party afters, and the eternal question: hash browns, home fries, or tots?